Taylor Swift Albums

27. incorrect quotes

TTPD: How many kids do you have?

Lover: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

TTPD: I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.

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TTPD: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Folklore: ... Have you never taken a shower before?

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Folklore: He doesn’t deserve you.

Evermore: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.

TTPD: I'm gone.

Midnights: Now go chop his dick off!

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Folklore: I want to kiss you.

TTPD, not paying attention: What?

Folklore, panicked: I said if you die, I won't miss you.

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Fearless, standing with her back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Speak Now.

Speak Now: How did you do that without turning around?

Fearless: ...To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to, were not you.

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Lover: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Reputation: It’s not a joke.

Reputation: *sniffles*

Reputation: I’m a legit snack.

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Speak Now: This is such a bad idea.

Fearless: Then why are you coming along?

Speak Now: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Folklore: I have feelings for you.

TTPD: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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TTPD: If you see me talking to myself, go away! I'm self-employed and we're having a staff meeting!

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Reputation: I hate to disagree with you, but-

TTPD: Please, you love to disagree with me. It's your favourite thing to do.

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TTPD: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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*The squad has just arrived in New York city, TTPD looks around at the wanted posters to see if she's on any of them.*

Folklore: Poet, are you a criminal?

TTPD: Not here, I'm not!

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Folklore: What’s your body count?

TTPD: Do you mean sex or murder?

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Fearless: Mid, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?

Midnights: ...People?

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Speak Now: Remember, Fearless, don't do anything I wouldn't do.