Taylor Swift Albums

16. incorrect quotes

Lover: I just want someone to take me out.

Fearless: On a date?

Evermore: With a sniper?

Midnights: Both if you're not a coward.

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RED: Hey, I see those leaves. Where are you right now?

Midnights: Illinois.

RED: AAYYYE, I KNEW IT! ME TOO!

Evermore: Did you just identify a state by looking at its leaves.

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Reputation: What do you do for a living?

Midnights: I exist against my will.

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1989: So what do you have planned for the future?

Lover: Lunch.

1989: No, like long term.

Lover: Oh...um, dinner?

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Debut: I'm totally useless.

Fearless: You're not totally useless.

Speak Now: You can be used as a bad example.

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Reputation: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

1989: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Reputation: Fair point.

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Midnights: We'll get back into there or die trying.

Lover: No one's dying.

Midnights: Not with that attitude.

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Reputation: So when are we gonna tell her?

Lover: Just give her a minute.

Debut: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

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Lover: Present your best argument for eating bacon.

Debut: If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?

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Midnights: Hey, do you wanna hang out this weekend?

Reputation: Generic excuse.

Midnights: I can't believe you said that out loud to my face.

Reputation: I can.

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Reputation: WHO ATE MY BURGER?!

Reputation: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Lover: I did?

Reputation: Kiss you and buy some more. You haven't been eating anything today, Love.

Reputation: *walks away*

Lover:

Lover: She's gone RED

RED, coming out the closet with a burger stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!

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Debut: Ooh, let me see! *Takes a piece of paper from Lover*

Lover: ...

Debut:

Debut: Oh wait, I can't read.

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