Taylor Swift Albums

29. incorrect quotes

TTPD: Can I have some water?

Reputation: *starts chugging her water bottle*

Reputation: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Reputation: *spills water all over herself*

Reputation, coughing: I don't have any water.

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TTPD: Who hurt you?

Folklore: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

TTPD: ...Yes, actually.

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1989: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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TTPD: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Midnights: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me.

Midnights: That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Reputation: I prevented a murder today.

Lover: Really? How’d you do that?

Reputation: Self-control.

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Fearless: Debut and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Debut: Sentences.

Fearless: Please don't interrupt me.

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Lover: Can you keep a secret?

Evermore: Do you know anything about my life?

Lover: No, I do not. Good point.

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*Debut and Fearless skipping stones on a lake*

Fearless: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Debut, whispering: Take that, you stupid lake.

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1989: I was arrested for being too cool.

Speak Now: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

1989: Do you show up just to make these comments?

Speak Now: Pretty much.

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Reputation: You kill people for money?!

Evermore: I can explain!

Reputation: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Debut, struggling to keep upright in her 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me.

1989, pointing at her and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: WEAK.

Reputation: Watch it!

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Lover: Poet, stop! This isn't you. You've gone mad with power!

TTPD: Well, of course I have.

TTPD: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

TTPD: It's boring.