Evermore: RED, do you love me?
RED: Of course I do!
Evermore: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
RED: Well, of course I... would...
Evermore: I mean something really, really-
RED: Eve, what did you do?
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Midnights: I wasn't that drunk.
1989: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Midnights: BECAUSE YOU ARE!
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Midnights: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
1989: Midnights, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.
Midnights: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
1989: Well, I mean, yeah.
Midnights: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
1989: Wait, you just made them?
Midnights: Yeah, I wasn't tired, so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
1989: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time, Midnights.
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Lover: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Reputation: Um...Neat.
*later*
Reputation, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Midnights. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Midnights, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Rep. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when 89 confessed her love for me?
Reputation: Didn't you thank her?
Midnights: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
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Evermore:Who else do we know that has handcuffs?
Lover: Well Rep and I-
Reputation:Wouldn't know about that
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Evermore: Reading the newspaper is fun
Fearless: Yeah, but only the funnies
Evermore: ...
Fearless: ...
Evermore: You mean the obituaries?
Fearless: Potato Potato
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1989: I'm sorry for being annoying.
1989: It will happen again.
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Midnights: Is it still visible? Where Reputation slapped me?
Lover: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Evermore: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Folklore: A palm reader could tell Reputation's future by looking at your face.
Speak Now: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Midnights: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.
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Taylor Swift Albums
Fanfiction▪︎Taylor Swift albums personified. ▪︎Incorrect album quotes. ▪︎One shots. ▪︎Ships: 'Debut × Fearless 'RED × Evermore '1989 × Midnights 'Reputation × Lover 'Folklore × The Tortured Poets Department ▪︎Absolute choas ensues...
