Taylor Swift Albums

4. incorrect quotes

Lover: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Reputation: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

1989: I personally was created in a lab.

Folklore: I just straight up spawned

Lover: Very helpful, each of you

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Reputation: Yo, is Midnights sleeping or dead?

Fearless, who loves stirring: Hopefully dead, I hate her guts.

Speak Now, who is Fearless' ride or die: Yeah, so did I.

Midnights: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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*Midnights is baking*

Reputation: Why are you baking?

Midnights: It’s for 89. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Reputation: I never realised the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Midnights: You know me, mastermind.

Reputation: You never bake. It's suspicious.

Midnights: Okay, so can you help a girl out?

Reputation: Only because I want to see this blow up in your face.

Midnights: Thanks.

Reputation: I'll send RED to butter her up before you ask her.

Midnights: Why don't you just go? Compliment her outfit, and she'll be riding a high.

Reputation: Uh huh, because me suddenly complimenting her won't activate her overthinking tendencies.

Midnights: Good point. Tell RED to especially mention her maroon skirt.

Reputation: Hmm, I know

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Midnights: I just ended a four year relationship.

Lover: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Midnights: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

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Midnights: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Debut: What?

1989: That you're a child.

Midnights: You weren't complaining last night .

Fearless, covering Debuts ears: Children present!

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*Inside the vault*

Reputation: Tonight, one of you will betray me.

Debut: Is it me, Rep?

Reputation: No, it’s not you.

Beautiful Eyes: Is it me, Reputation?

Reputation: It’s not you either.

The Tortured Poets Department: Is it me, Reputation?

Reputation: ...

Reputation, mockingly: Is IT mE REPuTAtiON?

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Lover: Anyone d-

Evermore: Depressed?

Folklore: Drained?

1989: Dumb?