Taylor Swift Albums

1. incorrect quotes

Reputation: What's up, girls? I'm back.

1989: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.

Reputation: Death is a social construct.

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Evermore: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!

RED: Really? Name one law

Evermore: Don't kill people?

RED: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Folklore, staring from across the room, whispers: She doesn't even abide to that law.

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Lover, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Reputation & Debut walks in covered with ink.

Reputation: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Lover: Rep! There are kids present.

Debut, who very much joined in on Rep, cussing the squid out: Yes, Rep, you can't talk like that while I'm in the room.

Reputation: I will throw you back in that tank.

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Reputation: *Accidentally hits Lover in the face*

Reputation: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Reputation: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Lover: What's wrong with you?!

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Folklore: You do know, not every problem can be solved with a knife right?

Evermore: That's why I carry a gun, too.

Lover: I'm sorry, what?!

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Folklore: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Fearless: You need to stop.

Evermore: No, keep going.

Speak Now: I will beg you to stop.

Debut, rubbing her temples from the headache the sisters gave her: I want to go!

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Folklore: So that's my plan.

Evermore: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Folklore: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Evermore: It fucking sucks.

RED: Babe, that's not constructive criticism.

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Debut, texting Reputation: Rep! Help I'm being kidnapped

Reputation: Where are you?

Debut: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Reputation: I'll call 89.

1989, answering her cell: Y'ello?

Reputation: Where's Debut? She texted me that she's being kidnapped.

1989: Debut? Whaddya mean, she's right next to me-

1989: *glancing at Debut*

Debut: *side eyeing 1989*

1989: I'll call you back. *hangs up*