Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #22

Emily, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Trevor, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Derek: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Emily: Playing systemic oppression.

Beta final 4 be like:
Nick, in a room with Jake, Ellie, and Fiore: It’s calm in here.
Nick: It scares me…

Fiore: Hey Alec, can I get some icecream?
Alec: Only a spoonful
Fiore: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

Alec: Time for plan G.
Grett: Don’t you mean plan B?
Alec: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Ellie: What about plan D?
Alec: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Fiore: What about plan E?
Alec: I’m hoping not to use it. Yul dies in plan E.
Riya: I like plan E.

The Squad is eating dinner*
Gabby: Can you pass the salt?
Tom: *throws Ellie across the table*

Kai: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Ally: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Rosa: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Connor: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Lake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
James: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Karol: I hate you guys so much.

Dan: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Nick: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Dan: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better.
Nick: ...

Aiden: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
James: Several traffic violations.
Lake: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tom: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Tess: Also, that’s not our car.

Jake: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Jake: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*