Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #15

Kai: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Maggy: ...Kai, what the hell.

Will: Your smile? It makes my day.
Ashley: Your happiness? I live for that.
Nick: A room? Get one.
Drew: *writing* Hotel? Trivago.

Emily: I could kill you if I wanted.
Yul: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

Gabby: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Ellie:
Gabby:
Ellie: ...Please, go back to bed.

Ally: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Hunter: Bleach.
Tess: Sewage.
Ally: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Jensen: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Oliver: ...I did. I broke it.
Jensen: No. No you didn't. Trevor?
Trevor: Don't look at me. Look at Kristal.
Kristal: What?! I didn't break it.
Trevor: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kristal: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Trevor: Suspicious.
Kristal: No, it's not!
Derek: If it matters, probably not, but Person F was the last one to use it.
Emily: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Derek: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Kristal: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Person A!
Oliver: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jensen.
Jensen: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Nina: Jensen... Marcus's been awfully quiet.
Marcus: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Jensen, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Jensen: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Jensen:
Jensen: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Alec: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Nick: It was autocorrect.
Alec: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Nick: Yes.

Connor: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Trevor: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Drew and Gabby dying Dan's hair
Dan: It better not be blue or pink
Drew and Gabby: ........ *looks at each other awkwardly*

Tom: I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy and my heart has been severely damaged... Jake if you're out there-