Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes (couples edition)

Grett: Listen, we’re done, we’re over! Okay?
Yul: Whatever bitch, you ain’t never gonna find no one like me.
Grett: Yeah, that's the point shithead!

Ellie: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Gabby!
Gabby: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Jake: Are you a painting?
Tom: What-?
Jake: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Trevor: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

Derek: Stop doing that.
Trevor: Stop doing what?
Derek: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Lake: I know you love him
Aiden: I am not in love with James!
Lake, staring at Aiden: I never said who...
Aiden: *realizes*
Aiden: Shit. Well, anyways-

Oliver: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Kristal: Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Marcus: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Derek: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Emily: What’s up your ass this morning!
Trevor: *walks in* ...Hey.
Emily: Hmm… nevermind.
Derek: WAIT NO!