Gabby: Would you rather kill Ellie, or-
Tom: Yes, kill her.
Gabby: I didn't say the other thing-
Tom: I don't need to hear it.
Ellie: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe.Connor: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?
James: Suck it, boomer!
Connor: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but noNick:*makes a good valid point*
Fiore:*surprised* Oh-Oh my god. Nick actually said something smart.Riya: Let's write Yul a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
Trevor: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Derek: I only like dark humor.
Trevor, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Derek:
Trevor: An IMPASTAEllie: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
Fiore: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
Fiore: *glares at Lill*
Lill: Well, sorry I have morals!If Nick kept his status from the beta (aka somehow managed to go far)
Nick, to Fiore: Don't act all cocky Fiore, you put my ass on the hot seat earlier. How about you keep your mouth shut, you lying failed abortion?!?Kristal, to Nina: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Nina: *proceeds to kick her in the shin and run away*
Marcus, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Nina cute or small.
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Disventure Camp S1+2 Book
RandomOneshots for DC since the reboot of adventure camp is coming up tomorrow