Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #18

James: That was so hot, Aiden.
Aiden: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
James: I'm so in love with you.

Drew:*writing* Look guys, I need help.
Ashley: Love help?
Nick: Financial help?
Miriam: Emotional help?
Gabby: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Gabby*
Gabby: What?

Derek: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?

Lake: *sighs*
James: You bored?
Lake: Yeah.
James: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Lake: I thought you'd never ask.

Lill: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*
Riya: *rolls eyes to the sky*
Connor: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*
James: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*
Karol: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*
Yul: *is the reason they're crying*
Nina: *enjoys in silence*

Jake, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
Miriam: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Jake:
Jake: Water you doing?

Gabby: Kill him.
Tom: This is the kind of quality advice I look for

Alec: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
Nick: Forty five seconds?!?
Alec: No! I said four TO five seconds.
Nick, hugging Alec: Too late.