Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #7 (ft. Theo cuz why not)

Teen Theo: Where are your parents?
Kid Tom: What are parents?
Teen Theo: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

Yul: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon.
Connor: Cool.
Yul: Do you know who Joe is?
Connor: JOE MAMA!
James, not even looking up from his phone: Damn, that backfired.

Nick: Fiore, what do you have?
Fiore: A KNIFE!
Nick: Okay, have fu-
Alec: NO!

Kristal, at Oliver: You're my significant other.
Oliver: Yeah I am!
Kristal, at Nina: You're my child.
Nina: Yes boss.
Kristal, at Trevor: You're my bitch.
Trevor: Yeah I am- wait, what?
Kristal, at Emily and Marcus: My besties
Emily: Naturally.
Kristal, Derek: HA, GAY!
Derek: Fuck you.

Jake: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Theo: *smirks and jokes* The cow
Jake: What?
Tom : Theo, W H Y?

Dan: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Drew: ....
Gabby: .....
Jake: ......
Tom: ..Who?
Dan: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Tom*

Gabby, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—
Fiore: A family.
Alec: A better love life.
Jake: Mental stability.
Tom:  *clueless and concerned* Bagels?

Derek: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Jensen: Literally or figuratively?
Derek: I have to specify?

Aiden, handing a balloon to Marcus: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Marcus, walking off: I don't have one either.

Yul: Evil never sleeps!
Riya: But ugly gets plenty of rest

Oliver: What’s it like being tall?
Oliver: Is it nice?
Oliver: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Trevor: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Nina: It was one time!