Taylor Swift Albums

3. incorrect quotes

Folklore: You’re getting a fest? I’m only getting a live recording session!

Evermore: You guys are getting acknowledged?

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Lover: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Midnights: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Reputation: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Midnights: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Speak Now: You're team's up. Lyric association.

1989: Wake me up…

Lover: Before you go go!

Reputation: When September ends…

Evermore: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Debut sees Reputation, Evermore, and Midnights sitting on a bench

Debut: Why do you guys look so sad?

Midnights: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Debut sits down*

Evermore: The bench is freshly painted.

Debut: It's a shared experience now.

Reputation: Don't tell Lover I let Midnights trick you.

Debut: Lips are sealed.

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Fearless: *Screams*

Speak Now: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

1989: Should we do something?

RED: No, I want to see who wins.

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1989: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

RED: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Rep?

Reputation: Probably “road work ahead”.

Evermore: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Debut, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Speak Now, pulling out an Uno card: +4

RED, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

1989, trembling: What are we playing!?

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Lover: Dammit, Debut!

Debut: What?! It wasn’t me!

Lover: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Midnights!

Midnights: Not me, either.

Lover: Oh... Then who set the house on fire?

Speak Now: *whistles*

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Midnights: I've realised something

1989: Yeah?

Midnights: Enchanted, Gorgeous, and gold rush are the same song, just different levels of dramatic

RED: Right!

Folklore: She's not wrong

Lover: She does have a point

Speak Now, Reputation, and Evermore staring at them

Debut: Also different levels of gay

Fearless: You're never winning against the allegations

Debut: I was simply stating the facts!

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Lover: *Gently taps table*

Reputation: *Taps back*

RED: What are they doing?

Evermore: Morse code.

Lover: *Aggressively taps table*

Reputation: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Folklore: Do you think we should maybe have not taught them?

Evermore: One of them is harmless, and the other is harmless because of the harmless one. We're fine.

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Reputation: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

1989: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Speak Now: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!!

Fearless: Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes as you surpass them.

Midnights: Lmao self care is taking someone's birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Reputation: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

RED: Okay. Let's never talk about self care again.

Lover: I'm telling Mother we all need therapy

Debut, Fearless, Speak Now, 1989, Reputation, Folklore, Midnights: No!

RED: She knows this already

Evermore: Not even she has enough money for all of us to go to therapy

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