Deadpool X Boku No Hero Academia

Day Two Pt. 3

(we're still hanging out in the monitoring room. So far, we've seen eight teams finish their matches, which means only two teams are left to compete against each other.)

"Now, for our final battle!" All Might's booming voice captured everyone's attention.

"Teams E and Team F! Team E will be th–"

"Umm, excuse me?" I interrupted All Might, causing all eyes to turn towards me.

"Yes?" All Might responded.

"Well... What about me?" I asked awkwardly.

"Oh, right! There's an odd number of students!" Iida exclaimed.

"Oh, I see, Sloth is all alone! Ha!" Bakugo smirked at me.

"Well, I guess we can put you in the final battle. The question is, where? The heroes or the villains?" All Might said, turning his attention to Teams E and F.

"I don't really know what to do," Mina Ashido pondered.

"Wait! I have an idea!" I exclaimed happily.

"What's the idea?" All Might asked.

"What if Teams E and F join the heroes' team, and I'll be on the villains' team!" I suggested proudly.

"Four against one? This won't be fair," Rikido Sato remarked.

"Yeah, for you! 'Cause I'm awesome!" I yelled in joy.

All Might looked at the teams and then at me with a puzzled expression. "Okay? But I can't promise you that you will win."

"No problemo," I said confidently, getting ready, as the class looked at me bewildered.

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I had exactly 5 minutes to set up my missile.

(That's gonna be a piece of cake!) Yellow chimed in with enthusiasm.

"Yeah! A chocolate cake! Wait no... What about a sponge cake? No! No! A pancake! Yes! It's gonna be a piece of pancake!"

(I don't think a pancake is a cake,)Yellow interjected.

"Well, if it isn't a cake, then why does it have a cake in its name? Huh?"

(It's like how a strawberry isn't a berry even though it has 'berry' in its name.)

"Wait, strawberry isn't a berry?"

(Yeah, just like a pancake isn't a cake!)

"It is a cake!"

(No, it's not.)

"Yes"

(No)

"YES!"

(NO)

"YESSSSS!"

(NOO-)

"You now have one minute left before the battle starts!" All Might's voice boomed.

"Oh shit! Let's solve it later, okay?" I said quickly.

(Sure, but pancakes are still not cakes.)

"Agree to disagree"

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As the time ticked away, I swiftly set up my missile on the rooftop and stood guard, determined to defend my position. With a confident smirk, I decided to adopt a strategic approach and let my enemies come to me. I settled down next to the missile, taking advantage of its large body to bask in the cool shadow it cast. The sun was high in the sky, blazing down with all its might, but the breeze was refreshing, sending a shiver down my spine. I felt fully prepared for whatever may come my way.