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Foul language
Not even a chapter just a VERY short scene
Dazai walked into the house to find chuuya watching 'the grinch' for the 5th time that day, dazai was holding a shark onesie and wearing one himself, he excitedly ran up to chuuya and eagerly gave him the onesie.
C: "what's this?"
"Early Christmas present!~"
C: "Christmas is 4 days away, couldn't it wait?"
"Nope!"
C: "what even is this? Do I wear it?"
"I was going to get you a dog one but they had none on your size."
C: "sometimes I forget your a grown ass man- HEY I AM NOT A DOG."
"Well you're not a human either are you?"
C: "you know what? Fuck you and fuck this stupid onesie!"
"My husband is so immature.."
C: "YOU'RE THE ONE IN A ONESIE AT YOUR GROWN AGE."
"You need shock therapy."
C: "OSAMU I WILL USE CORRUPTIONON YOU."
"Oh? I think your ability is beautiful."
C: "you're sleeping on the couch!"
"Chuuyyyaaaaaaaaa~"
C: "kill yourself dazai!"
"Working on it!"
CZYTASZ
15 era (soukoku)
FanfictionMori, who dazai sees as a parental figure, asked to test poison on dazai. Dazai reluctantly Agreed after many minutes of persuasion, little did he know. The poison wasn't "painless" at all.
