15 era (soukoku)

"Would you shoot me if i were a zombieeee?"

A few days after the incident (also thank @Alex_The_Bi_Bunny for all of your support! <3)
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Vulgar language
Soukoku.

Chuuya and dazai where sat on chuuyas sofa, chuuya was watching a movie and dazai was playing games.

Chuuya: "what's up with you and Mori? You sit by him like a dog and he looks at you weirdly."

"Oh? Nothing, just friendly."

Chuuya: "and you call me a dog?"

"You bark too much, I prefer quieter dogs."

Chuuya: "hey-!"

"Bad dog! Bad dog!"

Chuuya leaped onto dazai and punched him in the face, dazai winced

"Owww chuuyaaa!"

Chuuya hissed and grabbed a packet of peas from the freezer and threw them at dazais nose.

"Thank youuuu~! Good boy!"

Chuuya: "dazai one day I will kill you."

"I look forward to it!"

Chuuya: "god I hate you!"

"Chuuyaaa.."

Chuuya: "what?!"

"If I were a zombie would you shoot me?"

Chuuya: "that's so random."

"If I were about to bite you would you shoot me?"

Chuuya: "will you shut up if I awnser?"

"Only if I like the awnser"

Chuuya: "fine! God. No, I wouldn't shoot you, I'd let you bite me."

"Awwwe that's so sweeettt!"

Chuuya: "yeah, now shut up."

"Arnt you gonna-"

Chuuya: "what now?!"

"I was gonna say arnt you gonna ask me if I would shoot you?"

Silence.

"Would you like to know if I would shoot you?"

Chuuya: "fine, would you shoot me?"

"Fuck yeah you wouldn't last 2 seconds-"

Chuuya started suffocating dazai with a pillow, obviously not to kill him just to annoy him, dazai protested and caught his breath after stopped suffocating him.

"Chuuya is so annoying."

Chuuya: "you wanna run that by me again kid?"

"Stop talking as if you're older than me! Your still a kid! A very small one at that."

Chuuya: "why you-! I'm only 15 I'm still growing dammit!"

"You really ought to drink more milk, it might help you get bigger!"

Chuuya: "lay off about my size jackass!"

I have no ideas.......
Help I need ideas😭
End of chapter 7
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