The promised neverland oneshots + more

Incorrecr quotes musical version. Irs just them all

Also I made a musical playlist so here's the link it's all musicals and I'm adding to it as we speak
I've added back to the future because it has a musical sooOo

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T3ftvw74dQ8AxLGOyqbzK?si=T_sjd0NAThGw3JyilXbaSw&pi=e-wAPfBKKTQn-n

Veronica : Bonjour, Heather Duke. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Heather Duke: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Veronica : Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Heather Duke: Hey, Jason Dean , do you have feelings for me?
Jason Dean : Yeah, anger.

Kurt: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
Ram, poking Kurt's arm: Kurt Kurt. Kurt. Kurt.
Kurt: WHAT?
Ram: ...We're out of Capri Suns—

Ram: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.
Jason Dean : Jokes on them. I'll ruin their fucking life.

Heather Duke: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Heather Chandler : It was Kurt.
Veronica : It was Kurt.
Ram: Kurt broke it.
Kurt:
Kurt: ...yOU PROMISED-

*Jack  is cleaning the house and they find an empty bottle of orange juice*
Jack : Clear orange juice?
Jack : Oh, it's empty.
Davey, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.

Race: Operation no more distractions is a go!
*not even 10 seconds later*
Race: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Jack: My only talent is being stress.
Katherine : Don't you mean stressed?
Jack: No.

Crutchie , tearing up the room: Where are they?
Crutchie , looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Crutchie : Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Crutchie : Hi, who's this? Jack changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Spot : What's mine?
Crutchie : Dwarf.
Spot : THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Crutchie : Oh, hey Spot .
Spot : FUCK!

Marty : I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
George : A doll.
Doc : A cinnamon roll.
Lorraine : A sweetheart.
Marty :
Marty : ...stop it.

Doc : But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!
Doc , earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

Doc : I taught the dog a new trick. *throws ball* Fetch!
Dog: *just stands there*
Marty : He didn't do it.
Doc : I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

Doc : Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Marty : All the time.
Doc : Then you should be used to it by now.

Marty : We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Clara: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Marty : Not when you're playing with Doc , it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

Audrey II: I hate you.
Seymour : Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Seymour : Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
Mr mushnik : What baby?
Seymour , crying a bit: Me.

Seymour , dramatically: They called me a fool.
Audrey II, sick of Seymour 's shit: They weren't wrong.

Audrey II: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Seymour . Except you!
Seymour : But Audrey II, I think you're suspicious!
Audrey II: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mr mushnik : Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Audrey II: The souls of the innocent!
Seymour : A bagel.
Audrey II: No!
Seymour : Two bagels.

Janis : Damien , what are you doing?
Damien : Making chocolate pudding.
Janis : It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Damien : Because I've lost control of my life.
Damien : Here's your pudding, Karen.
Karen: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Karen: Hey, Cady you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Cady: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Karen: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Gretchen : That is the worst response to that question.

Gretchen : Here's two facts about me.
Gretchen : 1. I hate hot people.
Gretchen : 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Janis : You know, when I first met you, I really didn't like you.
Regina, after a moment: ...I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?
Janis : Nope!

Karen, watching Cady and Janis  fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Regina, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Karen: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Cady: Regina.
Regina: Me.

Beetlejuice : *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Adam: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Beetlejuice : God?!

Adam: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Beetlejuice : How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Beetlejuice  looks around at the wanted posters to see if they're on any of them.*
Lydia : Beetlejuice , are you a criminal?
Beetlejuice : Not here, I'm not!

Charles : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Beetlejuice , grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

Lydia , shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Beetlejuice , reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Beetlejuice , now looking directly at Lydia : Go fuck yourself.