The promised neverland oneshots + more

incorrects part idk

Kou: hanako...
hanako: Oh no, 'hanako' in B flat.
hanako: You're disappointed.

hanako: *running towards nene with open arms*
nene: *moves out of the way*
hanako: Hey, why'd you move?!
nene: I thought you were going to attack me.
hanako: I was going to hug you!
nene: Why would you hug me?
hanako: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

hanako: I could kill you if I wanted.
Kou: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

hanako: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Kou: Go the fuck to sleep hanako.

daichi, looking at a selfie of noya's: I hate this photo.
noya: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.
daichi: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something.
noya: Up to kindness.

daichi: You want some leftovers?
noya: What are those?
daichi: You've never had leftovers before?
noya: No, 'cause I'm not a quitter.

daichi: What's up? I'm back.
enno: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
daichi: Death is a social construct. plus i just got knocked out 
Tana: yoo would you like at the time, gotta walk my goldfish for my brother
noya: you'd dont have a brother

kageyama: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
hinata: Are you calling me short?
kageyama: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

emma: *accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water*
norman: emma, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.
emma: I'm not crying?
norman, hugging emma's head: Shush baby, it's okay. ray is here and they love you with their whole heart.

emma: Can I have your number?
ray, visible texting: I don't have a phone.

ray, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

lawliet: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Light: lawliet-
Light: It- it was just an ant-
lawliet: such a kira thing to say 

misa: I am an expert at identifying birds.
lawliet: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
misa: Yeah, they're all birds.

lawliet: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
misa: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
lawliet: Okay yeah thanks misa, that's great but WHERE'S THE FUCKING FIRST AID KIT?

light: Is five a lot of followers?
ryuk: Depends on the context.
ryuk: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
ryuk: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.