Explaining religions to kids

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We see geo relaxing on the couch when the kids come in riding on doku and they get off and then Lucinda asks

Lucinda: hey dad what's religion?
Geo: oh you don't know?
Luke: what is it?

Geo: well religion is a type of thing where a certain thing is worshipped and their are many religions such as Hinduism , Muslim , Chinese, ect and well *disgusted* Catholicism

Lucinda: is everything alright?
Geo: yea why
Lucinda: you sounded like your gonna puke from catholicism

Geo sighs and says

Geo: well I generally hate catholics or Christian's for some good reasons

Luke: and those reasons are?

Geo: well catholics have done bad things to kids which I won't talk about and they treat homosexuals and transgender as plagues that have to be cleansed and it makes me want to throw up and I ain't a fan of their supposed deities

Luke: who those deities?

Geo: well there Yahweh or better known as god to the bible and he dead like he died after creating heaven because he put too much of his own power into making it and his son Michael banished his other son lucifer to hell and then their the demigod Jesus Christ

Lucinda: who that?
Geo: Jesus is a demigod somewhat and he has the powers of transmutation, healing , levitation and some other powers I don't know of but he considered powerful

Lucinda: would you loose to him

Geo just laughs a bit but then says

Geo: he might cause a few problems but nah I would win

Luke: but what if he won and took you away

Geo then hugs the kids and says

Geo: even if he did manage that I would always be here with yous in a way and don't worry I would just come back to kick his holy butt

The kids feel more happier and hug their father and they fall asleep on him and geo sighs as he uses his genetic abilities to transfer his nutrients into the kids and take them to bed

Geo goes back to the couch and starts relaxing again

The end

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