COTE one shots

Ayanokouji Rizztaka

The bus drove on, sailing towards my soon to be abode for the next 3 years. I couldn't wait. I remember as vividly as ever when I had rizzed up the female instructors of the whiteroom and offered them a lucrative deal

Freedom for trex

And that was it. I met the Matsushita family and they adopted me after I rizzed their daughter Chiaki into begging her parents to let me stay. Me and Chiaki are really close now, to the point where she was touching places she shouldn't be touching in the midst of the bustling noise of people shuffling and occasional chatter. I didn't mind it tho, as I had come to realise a good life lesson. look attractive and life is 10 times easier. 

"Please can you give up your seat for this poor old lady, she seems to have trouble standing" a melodious voice called out, interrupting me and Chiaki's session. A beige haired girl with quiet the body was pleading to a long haired boy, or should I say man. That long golden hair, that implicitly fit body, deffo smash. Uhm anyways,

"What do we-"

"You can have my seat madam!" I called out, interrupting the blonde boys speech. No worries we smash later on.

"Oh thank you so much young man." The old lady sniffled, as she eased herself into my seat. She's lucky she's breathing the same air as me.

"It's my pleasure" I smiled, moving towards the front of the bus. 

"Hi there, thank you for helping that old woman, what's your name?" The beige hair girl inquired as she approached me.

"Ah it's my pleasure my lady, and my name is Aynokouji Kiyotaka and I'm in class 1-D." I smiled, 

The beige hair girl seemed to be flustered for a quick second before she regained her composure and responded

"My name is Kikiyo Kushida and I'm also in class 1-D, I hope we can spend the next 3 years together!"

"I was thinking of spending the rest of my life with you, maybe with a few kids in Dubai." I muttered, audible enough for her to hear. 

"Wha-" she stammered, not expecting my sudden move

"Are you okay? You seem to have a fever." I inquired as I put my hand against her forehead, grinning in bliss as her blush deepened even further

Someone got off the bus from the back, leaving a seat empty. 

Kikiyo heaved a sigh of relief, finally having something to divert the topic from.

"You can go sit down there." She exclaimed, diverting her slender fingers towards the back of the bus

"No it's fine, I'd rather have you sit there." I retorted, now if my calculations are right then she will-

"No please I insist!" she begged. Perfecto..

"I have a better solution" I replied as I dragged her with me to the back of the bus

"w-what are you-"

I sat down on the seat, putting Kikiyo on top of my lap in a very compromising situation.

"There we go, both of us can sit"

She didn't respond to my banter but the crimson red blush on her face had told me enough.

We sat in solace for the rest of the ride and finally arrived to school.

"Ok byebye!" Shouted Kikiyo as she zoomed out of the bus without letting me respond.

Hilarious.

I sluggishly trugged towards the entrance, about to step in before a commanding voice cut me off

"Hey pervert, why were you staring at me on the bus?"

I turned around to be met with a black haired beauty, crimson tinting her eyes and the face of a model.

who is she again

Ah right

"Sorry your apathy towards the situationwith sexy blond boy was quiet intriguing, and what's that on your blazer?" I questioned,

The girl looked down only to see my finger lift her by the chin and our eyes met. 

"Your too beautiful not too stare." I added, letting her go and dragging myself towards school.

Rizzed by the Rizztaka, the one and only

"Your not getting away with this you clown."

"Whatever Chiaki, when do you wanna come to my room"

"After class"

"But my Ice-crea-"

"No buts"

"Ugh whatever."

AUTHORS NOTE :

Rizztaka pulling left and right, this isn't how normal society works but Rizztaka bends the laws of physics and reality

Have fun and eat and sleep plenty.