Peter woke up the next morning and felt fully rested for the first time ever, he looked at the clock and saw it was 6:26 AM, which was a little earlier than he normally woke up. He took out his phone and saw that he had a lot text messages from the group-chat, especially the ones that wasn't in the room when he revealed that he knew.
'Dysfunctional Online Family'
Our Son
137 unread messages??
Let me sleep for once!
Also yes, I know you're the Avengers and have known for absolute ages
I knew after like one of my first days as an intern
Meme Sister
I knew from the start that he knew
Uncle Bird
No you didn't
You couldn't have figured it out without even meeting him
Our Son
She didn't
I told her
Uncle Kitty Cat
Why tell her of all people?
Meme Sister
Who do you think came up with your name brother>:)
Uncle Kitty Cat
...
I hate you
Meme Sister
I know you love me <3
Aunt/Uncle Snek
Wow, managed to almost lie to me
And I'm the goddess of lies
Our Son
I did...
Also at other times
Aunt/Uncle Snek
What? When? I'm the goddess of lies, impossible...
Our Son
Well, it wasn't exactly lying, I just didn't tell every detail and left out the most important thing, it was a yes or no question and I talked out of it
Aunt/Uncle Snek
What was the question
Our Son
Soooo...
Remember when you asked me if I was the spiderling??
Uncle Pirate
WHAT!?
You're telling me that Spider-MAN is a kid!?
Our Son
...
I'm a teenager
Vigilante Bro
You were telling the truth!?
Our Son
>:(
Also yeah, somehow I told mom, dad and Deadpool here that I'm Spider-Man and none of them believed me
Fe-Male dad
Yeah, because you're such a cinnamon roll
Now get out of bed and let's talk about this thing
Our Son
Uhhh
I have school..?
Auntie Salt
I have already told the teachers you were sick
:)
Our Son
:(
Fine I'm getting out of bed, but now that you guys know that I know I'm going to change your names again:)
Uncle Katniss —> Uncle Clint
Mama Nat —> Mama Spider
Grandpa Steve —> Pops
Grandpa Wolfie —> Grandpa Bucky
Fe-Male Dad —> Dad
Doctor Uncle —> Uncle Bruce
Sister Red —> Wanda
Brother Allen —> Pietro
Uncle Bird —> Uncle Sam
Uncle Thunder —> Uncle Thor
Aunt/Uncle Snek —> Aunt/Uncle Loki
Uncle War —> Uncle Rhodey
Auntie Salt —> Mom
Uncle Sight —> Uncle Vision
Uncle Kitty Cat —> Uncle T'Challa
Uncle Samsung —> Uncle Quill
Meme Sister —> Shuri
Uncle Pirate —> Uncle Fury
Uncle Bug —> Uncle Scott
Our Son —> Spiderson
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number (Spider-Man)
FanfictionPeter thought it was just another 'normal' day for the teenage vigilante when he texts his friend Ned, but as it turns out, he has the wrong number and instead texts a complete stranger. The spider and the stranger keeps texting but Peter can't shak...
