Wrong Number (Spider-Man)

🕸 1. The Fe-Male 🕸

Unknown (Peter)
Ned!
Ned!
Ned!
I need you to cover for me!

Unknown (Tony)
What?

Unknown (Peter)
Ned, please!

Unknown (Tony)
I'm not this Ted guy you're talking about

Unknown (Peter)
*Ned, and sorry, he just got a new phone, and probably gave me the wrong number :)

Unknown (Tony)
Okay. Bye kid, I'm busy

Unknown (Peter)
Okay ttyl Mr./Mrs./Ms./Mx.

Unknown (Tony)
What does ttyl mean? And I'm a man

Unknown (Peter)
You're old lol it means "talk to you later"

Unknown updated Unknown to Mr. old

Mr. Old
Okay, I'm not that old! I'm 48. How old are you kid?

Unknown (Peter)
I'm 15 and I'm not a kid! I'm a teenager >:(

Mr. Old
Okay kid

Mr. Old updated Unknown to kid

Kid
HEY! And weren't you busy?

Mr. Old
Oh sh*t I'm late! Bye kid!

Kid
Bye Mr. Old:)

Peter put his phone away and smiled, he would have a lot of fun annoying "Mr. Old" he should probably come up with a new name for his new friend.

//Time skip named Bob\\

Peter had finally gotten back from patrol and he shot a quick glance at the clock; the time was 3:24. He picked up his phone and there were a lot of new messages from "Mr. Old"

Mr. Old
Hey kid
Kid
Kid
I'm out of my meeting
Hello?
...
I'm gonna track you down
Sent: 15:36

Kid
I'm here, jeez old man
Please don't track me down
I was just busy doing homework

Mr. Old
You were doing homework till 3:30 in the morning!?

Kid
Yes
Now, I want another name than "kid"

Kid changed Kid to Peter
Mr. Old changed Peter to Kid

Kid
>:(

Mr. Old
:)

Kid
What if I change your name and then mine?

Mr. Old
Fine

Kid
Tell me something about yourself

Mr. Old
I'm 48 (not old) My favorite Avenger is Iron-Man and I like science

Kid changed Kid to Peter
Peter changed Mr. Old to Fe-Male

Fe-Male
Okay but why Fe-male?? I'm a male

Peter
Yeah well Iron is Fe in the periodic table and man is basically male, so Iron-Man = Fe-Male >:)