TW: attempted sexu@l assault, gun shot
Peter
Oxygen Magnesium Ned! I just embarrassed myself in front of Tony Stark!
I accidentally called him dad!
Katniss
OMG YOU DID!?
Who's Ned?
Peter
Oh Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Sorry, wrong chat
Nat
You called him dad! Awww
Peter
No! It's not 'awwww' it was embarrassing, and now he probably thinks I'm weird
Tony the Fe-Male
I don't think he thinks you're weird kid, what if he sees you as a son too?
Ms. Red
He probably does, have you seen the way he looks when he talks about you?
Barry Allen
He looks like a very proud dad
Peter
How do you know?
Ms. Red
We're interns as well, we were fetching some coffee for the Avengers when their machine upstairs was broken, so we overheard Mr. Stark talk about you
Barry Allen
That's a secret we'll never tell
...
Oh Red just did
Peter
And you didn't even tell me:(
Why? Don't you want to meet me?
Ms. Red
Of course we do! You're like a sibling to us as much as you're a son to Tony.
We just thought you might need some time to settle in at your new workplace and we didn't want to disturb you.
Peter
:)
Do you really think Mr. Stark sees me as a son?
Tony the Fe-Male
I know he does
Katniss
Yeah, he definitely does, as a dad myself I know one when I see one
Peter
And how do you know
Ms. Red
'Barry' and I took a video of Tony Stark talking about you and showed him
Peter
Oh okay
Salt
He definitely sees you as a son Pete, he is beginning to take care of himself since he started talking to you
He's drinking less coffee, getting more sleep and remembering to eat.
Peter
Because of me?
And I'm just not gonna ask why everyone knows how Tony sees me
Mr. Bird
That's a very good idea Pete
Peter
How come you all know my name, when I don't know yours? :(
Captain Language
Because we actually have a sense for not telling random people we text everything about us.
Peter
So you don't trust me?
Nat
I'm gonna murder you Steve
You made the cinnamon roll sad
Peter has renamed 'Captain Language' to 'Steve: Captain of No-no Words'
Steve: Captain of No-no Words
Wow, now he knows my name and Tonys name. Good job Nat
Nat
Thank you Steve
Wolfie
Kinda deserved for making Peter sad
Steve: Captain of No-no Words
Okay, thank for having my back Buck.
...
Sorry Buck, my mistake.
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