Author's Note: Ayo... this is literally just crack lol. Like, I have no explanation as to how y'all managed to meet other than
✨magic✨ 😂😂😂
(M/Y/n) = Male (Y/n)
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✨Dusk Shine✨
— (M/Y/n): Sooooo... you're dating... Twilight Sparkle too?
— (Y/n): Actually, his name is Dusk Shine where I'm from. But I guess technically... yes.
— Twilight Sparkle and Dusk Shine: *speaking excitedly in science talk and since Author has no idea how to imitate smart talk without sounding dumb lol she's gonna use emojis*
— Dusk: Wait wait, so the 🧫 🔬 ⛅️ is actually functional?!
— Twilight: Yes exactly! And that would make your theory of 🧬 ✨ 🧪 correct!
— Twilight Sparkle and Dusk Shine: *excited squealing*
— (M/Y/n): ...
— (Y/n): ...
— (M/Y/n) and (Y/n): *loving smirk* Nerds.
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🍎Applejack🍎
— (Y/n): Hi! I'm (Y/n)! It's very nice to meet you! *sticks hand out*
— (M/Y/n): Likewise, (Y/n)! I'm (M/Y/n)! *shakes hand*
— (Y/n): So, do want to help me pick these apples for Jack? He's got way too many chores on his plate and I was thinking of secretly doing a few of them.
— (M/Y/n): Your AJ too? I've always got to warn my girl about that. She's always so hard on herself. But she's so sweet to me. I love her so much.
— (Y/n): Me too!
— Applejack and Applejack: *hiding behind a couple of trees as they spy on their SOs.
— Applejack: MY BABY IS CUTER THAN UH SPROUTIN' APPLE TREE!
— Applejack: I AM SO DARN LUCKY!
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🦋Butterscotch🦋
— (M/Y/n): *hard stare*
— (Y/n): *scoff*
— (M/Y/n): *flared nose* I. Do.
— (Y/n): *growl* Not. Likely.
— (M/Y/n): I! LOVE! HER! MORE!
— (Y/n): NOT! LIKELY!
— Fluttershy and Butterscotch: *huddling together with red cheeks and nervous smiles.
— Applejack: Uhhh what's goin' on her'?
— Elusive: The two (Y/n)'s are fussing about who loves Butterscotch or Fluttershy more.
— Applejack: Oh. But, ain't they the same person?
— Elusive: Oh, of course darling. But I'm not going to be the one to tell them that. I just waiting to see if our shy friends will stop the two before they start fighting.
— Applejack: ...I'll wait too.
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🎈Bubble Berry🎈
— (Y/n): Wait wait wait, lemme get this straight...
— (M/Y/n): You two... have met before...
— Bubble Berry and Pinkie Pie: *nodding*
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FanfictionY'all read the title right? You want me to give you a basic description of the book? ...I mean... ok, I can try. Ahem. You're another student from Canterlot High that's apart of the big seven. Join your friends as you venture into many different sc...
