(Start in the locker room at SquidForce Tower. INKURA, BRIDGETT, SHUMI, and HIRO are gathered around HIRO's locker. HIRO is holding a Splatana Wiper.)
Hiro-You know how Undertow Spillway has that rib down the middle? Well, I was thinking, "Hey, why don't I drive my Ultra Stamp down that thing? It'll look so cool." So I turn on my Ultra Stamp, and while I'm running down the rib, I collide with the Ultra Signal, and I don't know what the defending team was doing 'cause I secured the signal without even trying, and that's how I won a Tricolor Turf War using only an Ultra Stamp and my quick wits.
Shumi-Oh, yeah? Have you seen how many times you get caught on stuff while using the Ultra Stamp? With the Killer Wail, you can just turn it on and keep running.
Hiro-What if you get splatted before you can deploy all the speakers? Not that useful then, is it?
Shumi-That's a skill issue. A well-placed Killer Wail can clear out the enemy team so you can charge into their base!
Zaki-(over the PA) Zaki to the locker room. I don't think you can talk about the Killer Wail without mentioning the OG from Inkopolis. You could get a wipeout if you put it in the right spot.
Bridgett-Wait! What if we all used Killer Wails and then all used Ultra Stamps and decided which one was better?
Hiro-That...could work.
Shumi-I have the Tri-Stringer. Bridgett has an Inkbrush. Hiro, you're a Gal main. You can switch to the 52 for one battle.
Inkura-What about me? I don't have a Killer Wail.
Bridgett-Then we'll get you one!
(She grabs INKURA by the hand and leads her out of the locker room.)
Inkura-Wait! Where are you taking me?
(Opening theme. Cut to Scorch Gorge. FRYE and BIG MAN are commentating.)
Frye-Welcome to Scorch Gorge, the site of our next Splat Zones battle.
Big Man-Team colors orange and blue are.
(BRIDGETT, HIRO, INKURA, and SHUMI make up the blue team. BRIDGETT and INKURA have Inkbrushes, SHUMI has a Tri-Stringer, and HIRO has a 52 Gal.)
Hiro-Huh. I sort of thought we wouldn't have any repeats.
Inkura-I'd rather die than touch a Bamboozler!
Hiro-Sheesh, okay.
Frye-Ready...
Frye/Big Man-Go!
(The players launch onto the arena. HIRO, SHUMI, and INKURA charge down the middle while BRIDGETT runs to the left, alternating between swinging her brush and swimming.)
Frye-Inkura's using an Inkbrush this time around. Looks like she's stepping out of her comfort zone.
(BRIDGETT meets back up with the others.)
Big Man-The blue team all Killer Wails have.
(BRIDGETT jumps into the center. Her special finishes charging.)
Frye-(booth) You're right. Are they doing, like, a meme team or something?
(BRIDGETT activates her Killer Wail.)
Frye-Yep. Fifteen seconds in, and we've already got a Killer Wail.
(BRIDGETT covers a corner of the zone that's orange.)
Big Man-(booth) Frye, what a meme team is?
(BRIDGETT swims across the zone.)
Frye-(booth) It's when four people dress in the same clothes or use the same weapon as a joke. I remember these four Undercover Brella mains who all dressed in bowler hats and blazers. The Brella Boys, they called themselves.
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SplaTOON 3! (aka Splatoon 3: The Animation!)
Science FictionNew city, new friends, new cultures; just the right spot for the New Squidbeak Splatoon to set up shop! This show is based on the hit Nintendo game of the same name and is the third season to my show "SplaTOON!" It's been five years since SplaTOON 2...
