home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)

Mother

Ruby, you and Yang are sitting in chairs in a Beacon Academy hallway, near a closed door. Tiayang, summer and Quill approach them.

Tia: (annoyed) What did you kids do this time?

Yang: I object! They have no witnesses! We were framed!

Ruby: (panicked) It's society's fault! I'm young and impressionable! Video games made me do it!

You: (sigh) we were being reckless and not acting our age

Ruby and and Yang gave you a glare but soften up knowing it's true. Professor Ozpina opens the door and gestures inside the room.

Tiayang: Let's just get this over with.

Quill: I'm sure it's not that bad.

Summer: I'll stay out here and get there end of the story

Ozpina is sitting behind a desk in a classroom, Tia and Quill are on the other side.

Tia: They did what?!

Ozpina: The good news is the fire is finally under control, and the cats are expected to regrow most of their fur.

Quill: Well, you gotta admire their ambition.

Tia: Don't encourage them, you know they get this from your side of the family.

Quill: Whoa whoa whoa, don't try to pin this on me. I'm out there every day busting my butt on secret missions, what do you do all day?

Tia: Oh, suddenly you care? You wanna know what I do all day?

Quill: That's what I'm asking.

Tia: I make a home for this family, that's what I do all day. And it wouldn't kill you to show a little appreciation.

Quill: I don't have to listen to your crazy. At least Summer does something. 

Tia: Oh, well, you also don't have to eat my cooking.

Quill: Oh yeah? Well your noodles are overcooked anyway.

Tia: (offended) How dare you. I want you out! Get out of my house!

In the hall, Ruby, Summer, you and Yang are listening with unhappy but unsurprised expressions. The door bursts open as Quill comes through.

Quill: Fine, I will! But I'm taking my drink mixer with me!

Proceeded by Tia marching out of the room with his arms crossed.

Tia: It's a BLENDER! Which my mother gave to ME!

Quill: (offscreen) I licked it, it's mine!

Tia: That's not a thing! Stop licking all my stuff!

Once they are gone, Ozpina comes to the door.

Ozpina: Right, well, clearly you kids have been punished enough.

Summer: I am so, so sorry for their behaviour.

You: we promise that the next time this happens they'll be under control.

You were looking through a camera aiming at Blake

Blake: hey I'm doing a book review. Or whatever. Why  am I doing this

You: because you said you wanted to do this

Blake: Right. Let's just get this over with.

She holds up a book "a man with two souls"

Blake: I recommend this book five stars. It's romantic and a bit of a tragedy.