A City of Vale / Junior Detectives police badge with Star Wukong and Neptuna Vasilias' faces on it flies into the screen.
Neptuna: Junior detectives!
We open to June walking down the streets of Vale with a drink in her hand, when Star approches her
Star: hey girl, how's it going?
June: oh, uh, hey, girl. Uh you're... talking to me. Never thought I'd see the day. Uhh, good, I'm good. Great, actually. I'm okay! How, uh- How are things with you?
As she talks Neptuna sneaks behind her and slaps the drink out of her hand and onto the pavement. Star then puts on a fake mustache, flashing a badge and accusingly at the Arc girl
June huh, hey!
Star: LITTERING!
June: What? Officer, no! I was framed!
Star: Likely story!
Neptuna Comes out of hiding, wearing a fake mustache
Neptuna: And right next to a trash can? Do you have no heart?
June: No! I'm a good person, I swear! Look, I have a library card!
reaches into her pocket for her library card
Star: whoa! Look out!
Neptuna: We're going into lock-down
She jumps and tackles June out of the frame. Indistinct fighting and whimpering noises are heard as they fight
June: ow, ow!
Neptuna: gah! Oh, my goggles!
Her fake mustache is knocked off her face and floats down to Star
Star: Oh, now you've done it!
jumps in and joins the melee
June: Why don't I learn?!
(Had half a mind to give them long eyelashes instead of mustaches
We open to a new skit of team JNPR siting on the ground infront of a stage
Ozpina: (Speaking off-camera) And now, Team RWBY and y/n presents: an original stage play, entitled Little Red Riding Hood. Once upon a time, there was an adorable girl who went by the name of Little Red Riding Hood.
Then the said Huntress jumps onto the stage
Ruby: what Is good in the hood!?
Ozpina: Loved by many and known for her colorful hood, Little Red was on a very important mission: To deliver baked goods to her dear, sweet grandmother.
Ruby: Yeah, we tried to put her in a home but she wasn't havin' it, so... gotta go feed her.
Then Yang jumps onto the stage wearing glass
Yang: Hey Red, make sure to bring grandma some produce this time! These old legs can't run on chocolate chips alone!
Said while running on the spot
Ruby: Yang! This isn't your scene!
Yang donning a fake nose and mustache with her glasses
Yang: And these aren't even real glasses! Heyo!
prances backwards off the stage
Team JNPR laugh quietly in the audience.
Ruby: (grumbling) Eh, amateurs.
Ozpina: But as she frolicked through the woods to her grandmother's cottage, she came across a creature who had more sinister intentions...
Ruby * la gasp*
YOU ARE READING
home away from home away from home (Rwby chibi harem x male reader)
FanfictionOur weapon summoning y/n was sent parallel world of his but cuter and smaller (I do not own anything the art and the dialogue what I do own is the creativity *wink*)
