lightning McQueen in warioware

wwg wario

( we see a town called luxeville at night there's wario about to steal the pot )

Wario: * snicker * it's mine gold I love gold this things heavy ( on his motorcycle ) oh I'm broke ah at least I got this gold thing it'll really spruce up my place ( at wario house ) another high score I'm the best ( then his stomach grows ) it's pizza time ( but he had no money ) oh yeah no money I need to make some quick cash heh and fast huh ( then he look on TV)

Ken: breaking news smash hit super pyoro has taken the world by storm let's face it everyone love this game

Wario: eh

Ken: and it's selling like hotcakes

Wario: ( idea ) of course games talk about easy money ( then he typing to record ) hey look here it's wario I'm hosting the greatest video game tournament of all time here in diamond city it costs 10 thousand dollars to enter but some jerk will walk outta here 10 million dollars richer and hey who knows maybe that jerk will be you so prepare to Duke it out ( then he done recording ) now I just need to convince these chumps to do all the work ( then he call his friends ) hey there Jimmy I need you to make some games for me Mona I need your help what's it pay uh hold on crzzsh crzzsh I can't hear you you're breaking up oho so will you make some games for me or what hey Ashley ( but she hung up ) eh oh OK I'll call you back ( but he call wrong one ) wrong number sorry hey it's me me me it's me war-i-o that'll do it the money's as good as mine those saps fall for it every time ( then he laughing so hard that he choke on it ) let's get this show on the road ( then he use the elevator ) nailed it

Lightning: hello wario

Wario: lightning there you are where did you go at also what happened to your head ( point that lightning got bump on his head )

Lightning: busy working out before you called me

Wario: right sorry about that

( at Diamond city stadium )

Wario: listen up hey hey you people ready for the most deluxe tournament ever let the wario bowl games begin ( then he notice people didn't cheer ) hey you guys hear me start cheering now ( then they cheering until he see a girl in bow )

Lulu: wario Wario

Wario: huh who are you

Lulu: I'm gonna get you

Wario: mmm mmm I Don't do autographs kid

Lightning: I like do some autographs for my fans

Wario: what anyway first up the mash league next twist league and finally touch league master all three leagues and you'll face the real master me wario

Lulu: that's how you wanna play this

Wario: let's get this over with

( then Lightning play some leagues before go to his friends )

Wario: you chumps ready to mash some stuff you better be the the control pad and the A button you need those to squeeze out a win not hard enough for you some games use just this some just this is that too much to handle now then make like a potato and mash

( then Lightning done the mash league next the twist league )

Wario: all right stooges time to twist some stuff so watch this you're going to tilt this thing right and left right left right left only right and left got it oh yeah you'll need the A button too it's the one with the A on it hey why aren't you twisting stuff yet

( then Lightning done the twist league next the touch league )

Wario: ever wonder what this stick thingy is for you poke the bottom screen with it poke poke poke poke or just slide it across now get ready to move things and draw stuff you know like lines and if you lose your thingy well then you're just stuck using your finger we done let's not drag this thing out

( then Lightning done the touch league now lightning going to his friends )

Lightning: I better get going see ya wario ( thought ) not like you could win

Wario: see ya Lightning