3rd pov
"father, you tried to choke my captain to death, didn't you?" (y/n) horrifically said as Phil gulped, sweated and looked at Kristin's seat only to see her cspmy sipping away on tea.
"aunt puffy"
"y-yes...?" puffy made the mistake to look at (y/n) only to pale.
"you tried to stab him didn't you?"
"what? Pssh no! No I didn't."
"you weren't even discreet about it. Wasn't she? Drista?"
"nope! Not an inkling of her hiding it" Drista shrugs.
"and uncle Lucifer.... You tried to slice my captain's throat open-"
"correction, tried to chop my head off" law cuts her off
"you heard him." (y/n) hums
"no I didn't!" Lucifer denied
"yes you did" tubbo said, the innocent soul can make anyone in trouble.
"u-uhmm..." Lucifer staggered.
"and uncle bad" (y/n) turned to him as he was munching on some muffins
"yes?" BBH didn't even act scared
"you baked my captain muffins with blades and poison in it... How.... Wonderful" (y/n) whispered in a taunting manner
"h-heh?"
"he did" skeppy whispered.
"skeppy!"
"sorry luv, I warned ya" skeppy shrugged
"oh well... Eat what's on your plate." (y/n) shrugs, "Wilbur? Death count" (y/n) ordered as Wilbur cleared his throat and pulled out a handbook
"well, father twelve times, aunty puffy sixteen times, uncle Lucifer twenty times, oh my gosh... And if you count the muffins uncle BBH made, that would be twelve if the times he did that, only once"
"we're counting the times they did not the quantity" (y/n) hummed
"then once for uncle bad" Wilbur slammed the handbook closed with a dark grin on his features
"oddly specific..." Dice shivered
"you heard the death count. Mother, do angels and demon's die?" (y/n) asked
"no, no they don't... Only gods do, but if they are willing to die that is" Kristin shrugged
"KRISTIN!" BBH, Phil, Lucifer, and Puffy yelled
"what? Don't say I didn't warn you" Kristin shrugs
"oh well, I'm starting with the easiest one. The one that isn't so suspecting" (y/n) glred at the muffins BBH is eating.
He stopped eating and slowly glanced down at the muffins he is eating
"are these...?" BBH questioned, (y/n) just smiled and turned away to glare at Lucifer.
"oh my... There are blades here and is that... Rat poison?" skeppy said once he split a muffin in half
"don't worry everyone. Just his" (y/n) hummed
BBH felt like he had a stroke and immediately ran out.
"now. The three of you" (y/n) glared at them
"oh fuck-"
"here's your sword (y/n) dear" Kristin placed her sword in front of (y/n) in the table.
"good" (y/n) growled and was about to stand until Kristin placed her hands on her shoulder and push her back down to sit
"brawl starts after meal" Kristin hums a sthe three tried to get up and escape while they still can
"sit!" Kristin yelled making them all freeze and do as she says
"now now, weapons off the table~" Kristin hums sweetly and walks calmly to her seat.
"but you're the one who-" (y/n) tried to reason
"are you questioning my ways? Dear?" Kristin turned to (y/n) with a soft yet scary smile laced with the tone only mothers create when mad.
"no...."
"good. Now, celeste~!" Kristin called a maid as (y/n) did as she was told.
"your mother's pretty scary, but so are you" law whispered
"that's not the extent. And I don't want to show you the extent"
"I see..." law hums while nodding.
"what're you two whispering back there?" Kristin said calling law and (y/n) out
"nothing mother... Some trivial stuff" (y/n) shrugs calmly.
.....
"go ahead... Apologize..." (y/n) said in a very scary manner after doing to them what they did to law.
They were now sitting on the floor with their hands on their lap.
Puffy, Lucifer, and Phil grumbled in response
Law was actually weirded out since in front of him was a biblically accurate angel, a demon, and a half-god/demigod.
BBH actually apologized earlier and law kindly accepted it
"what? I don't hear you... Apologize" (y/n) growled as the three looked at Kristin who was reading a book and ate some slices melons.
"what? Do as she says, apologize for the sins you committed on her boyfriend" Kristin said as (y/n) choked and law blushed
(y/n) eventually cleared her throat
"he's not... He's not my boyfriend" (y/n) corrected.
"oh, my bad... I meant love interest, that's all~" Kristin shrugged
"that's not even- never mind. Just fucking apologize. Now." (y/n) said, solidly.
"I-I'm sorry..." they all grumbled
"not sincere enough. Do it. Again." (y/n) unsheath her sword from it's holder
"okay okay okay!!" they all chanted
"jeez... Is this always the case?" shachi shivered
"no... Not always, quite rare actually... The first time she did this is when those bullies made fun of techno for his hair color. They never saw the light of day, ever." Wilbur hummed.
"oh my.."
"I'm sorry... I really am, you see she's my only daughter. You know how it feels, right?" Phil said
"I can accept that, (y/n)-ya" law looked at her as she waved him off.
Phil got up and took off flying to Kristin's arms.
"remind me to never do that again" Phil sighed shakily making Kristin chuckle.
"I told you so~"
"you two." (y/n) glared at them
Law hummed
He actually hated these two, one they're annoying, two, they're loud, and three, they stick their noses up in someone else's business.
Fast forward to later when the two finally apologized sincerely, to law's amusing credit, and they promised to never do it again.
Lucifer wanted to sign a contract that if he ever does it again, (y/n) can kill him or even torture him.
In which law declines, at least he still has some kindness sin his heart, and also Lucifer is her uncle. Soooooo..... Yeah.
Law was glad (y/n) defended him though... But he was sorry for them for even trying it.
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