✂️Pies, Truth, & Anger🪡

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As the door chime ringed throughout the shop the owner whom ran the shop looked up to show a thirty-three man with thick black hair and deep blue eyes dressed in a white suit shirt with a apron around his waist with his sleeves rolled up to his elbows which were covered in flour while a deep blue vest and tie lied against a cushy brown leather chair in the parlor area of the shop. He was cutting up fresh pie dough with a sharp knife before he slowly looked up seeing a woman in his shop.

 He was cutting up fresh pie dough with a sharp knife before he slowly looked up seeing a woman in his shop

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Dick: "A customer!" He shouted out in shock while he wiped his hands free of flour and walked up towards the woman to pull her into the shop as he began singing to the confused woman

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Dick: "A customer!" He shouted out in shock while he wiped his hands free of flour and walked up towards the woman to pull her into the shop as he began singing to the confused woman.

Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry? You gave me such a...fright! I thought you was a ghost!
Half a minute, can't ya sit? Sit ya down! Sit!

Dick gently pushed the woman into a shop's booth before going back to his counter that was covered in flour

All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks. Did ya come here for a pie, ma'am?
Do forgive me if my head's a little vague.

His fingers snatch up a roach from the counter to toss it onto the ground to crush it with the heel of his shoe before looking at the woman with a kind smile on his face.

Ugh! What is that?
But you'd think we had the plague.
From the way that people
keep avoiding!

He put on his oven mitts and took out a pan of fresh and hot pies to sent them onto a cooling rack. He set the tray onto the counter and put more pies onto it before popping it back it into the oven to bake. He looked over at the woman as he took out a glass and opened up a bottle of ale pouring it into the glass while plating a hot pie.

No you don't!
Heaven knows I try, ma'am!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale!
Right you are, ma'am, would you like a drop of ale?

Dick picked up the plate and glass as he walked towards the woman whom looked at him as if he'd lost his ever loving mind til the pie and glass were put in front of her.

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