Poison Oak- And then I was kicked out
Iceberg- Wow! That got pretty real just then
Poison Oak- Yeah, yeah, I guess it did
And to sing as I had the worst time
And you know, by the rules of the competition I'm now the leading man of the boy group! Hear!Nightwing, Harry Diamonds, Harrison, Poison Oak, and Iceberg-- ?
Harrison- You had it bad, but that was not the most heart-wrenching song we've heard this evening
Poison Oak- Um, excuse me, were you not listening to my song?
There were four choruses! That's how much shit I had to deal with!Harry Diamonds- Wow, yeah, being manipulated by men and paying a price
None of us could possibly imagine what that mu-
Oh wait, yeah, I did experience thatNightwing- Yeah, for like the last five minutes of your relationship, Harry! She had manipulated me from day one while I was literally shipped over from rags to riches not knowing a single thing but my parents died!
Catlad- Oh my god! Same!
Nightwing- Oh, okay fine, fine!
But then, when Y/n decided she had had enough of me she didn't even have the decency to say goodbyeHarry Diamonds- Same
Harrison- Oh yeah, same." He said seriously by Harry then looked at Nightwing. "Nice ass by the way." He said as Harry and Harrison high five each other.
Nightwing- Okay, how about this
When my one and only child had a raging fever. Y/n didn't let me, his father stay-Harrison- Boo-hoo! Baby Mason had the chickenpox and you weren't there hold his hand
It's funny because when I went to hug my newborn daughter, I was locked into my own brain!Catlad- Guys, I have her number
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