Part one: creation of the chat

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                              danger bitches 🤪🔪

youknowwhoIam: welcome all

starspangledman: I'm sorry stark, what's this

youknowwhoIam: what do you think idiot? a group chat with all of us avengers in it 🙄

ginormousragemonster: why am I here

youknowwhoIam: you're an avenger. duh.

ginormousragemonster: thanks for staying the obvious tony, anyways are we the only ones on this thing?

blintcarton: nope, unfortunately

youknowwhoIam: passive aggressive much?

blintcarton: do. not. give. a. shit.

knives: eheh

starspangledman: don't you dare say it

knives: l a n g u a g e

starspangledman: I expect better from you Nat

knives: really? wow I'm disappointed Rogers

starspangledman: why would YOU be disappointed?

knives: 🤷🏻‍♀️
knives: also how do you know how to work a phone? am I the only one surprised by this?

starspangledman: I'm 95 not dead

knives: close enough

birdman3: ok I'm going to break this up before it escalates closer to r rated content

knives: huh you know what's funny? my search history: how do you kill someone over a phone

birdman3: am I going to need to sleep with one eye open at night

knives: always ;)

tor: what's going on here

youknowwhoiam: this is what's called a group chat where we can all message each other

tor: COOL
tor: WAIT I DID SOMETHING WHAT DID I DO

blintcarton: jesus give me strength

tor: SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET BACK

youknowwhoiam: undo caps lock

birdman3: caps lock, get it

youknowwhoiam: yes sam we get it

tor: ok got it good.

fridgemagnet: hey birdbrain, why is your username have a 3 in it?

birdman3: because it can

fridgemagnet: yeah I know that, but why? like did your other two accounts get hacked lol

birdman3: shut up I don't like to talk about it

fridgemagnet: BAHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED? I was just joking I didn't think I was actually right

knives: I cannot even with you two. Steve wanna watch a movie at my place?

starspangledman: sure I'll be there in 5

blintcarton: eheh, do I need to be louder EHEH

knives: shut up barton

blintcarton: never, you're stuck with me<3

starspangledman: I'm here nat

knives: ok cool I'll let you in

birdman3: ok I'm with clint on this one, something is about to go DOWNNNN

knives: ok yeah, sams name is on my list

birdman3: .....what list

knives: oh you know, just a fun list :)

birdman3; ok I'm officially terrified

fridgemagnet: bye sam, hope you were happy with your life being a bird

birdman3; wait why do you say that

fridgemagnet: welp cause it about to eeennnddd

redwigglywoos: siri play no body, no crime by Taylor Swift
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A/N
I know like no one is going to read this but whatever, had this random idea in my head and thought it would be cool. but it you are reading this, hope you have a nice day :)

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