Moving In - A Vinnie Hacker Story

Moving In S2 Pt21 - P*$$y Whipped

I was so anxious. We exited Vinnie's room, and much to my surprise, it seemed like no one even noticed that we left. Well... no one except Nai.

I'm not ready to embarrass myself. I actually think the two of us could be great friends, so I don't wanna ruin that.

Shit! Why did I have to be such a brat and bring up a threesome?? If I get jealous over them just talking, how am I going to feel when he's fucking her right in front of me.

We approached Nai and she blushed when she saw us. It was an embarrassment blush. Fuck! I really hope we didn't screw this up.

I squeezed Vinnie's hand and gave him a look. He looked scared too. What happened to us being so confident about this??

V: Hey, Nai. Sorry about earlier.
Y/n: Yea, I really didn't mean to drag you into drama or anything.
Nai: Oh, no. It's okay, guys. Don't worry about it. It was kinda fun actually. I was laughing with Larri about it.

Larray is here?? I used to watch him on youtube all the time. Oh, right. I forgot that he's kinda friends with Vin. We definitely need to hang out with him soon.

Anyways....

V: The whole thing was a joke. Sometimes we go too far, though.
Nai: It's all good. Seriously, don't worry about it.
Y/n: What if it wasn't a joke, though?
Nai: Huh? W-what do you mean?
V: Like... what if it wasn't a joke.
Y/n: What if the two of us wanted you....

We looked between the three of us. We each had a pensive expression on our faces. None of us knew what to say. It was about to get awkward if someone didn't start speaking. I took one last look at Vinnie and I heard my stomach let out a deep, bellowing growl. I instantly started cracking up.

I almost spit all over him with how hard the laugh racked through my body. Nai started laughing next. Then Vinnie joined in with a boisterous laugh. The three of us looked hysterical. We were in the middle of the party and we looked like fools, but we didn't care.

I don't really think that we thought through the whole threesome ordeal, and I'm glad that we were able to laugh about it. I also forgot to eat much between my drinking, jealousy, makeout session, and argument. I'm surprised that I am not more drunk considering how all of this was practically on an empty stomach, or at least it was empty now.

We couldn't take ourselves seriously. And Nai's laugh was so contagious that I couldn't hold it together.

After a few minutes we settled down. A few people came up and asked what was so funny, but we didn't even have an answer for them. It was truly one of those moments where you had to be there. I'm just glad that we didn't blow it with Nai. I think that the two of us are going to be good friends.

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Vinnie and I were about to go back to his room as the party was coming to an end when we heard a mic screech.

We covered out years and braced for a loud goodbye message, but we never could have expected what was about to happen.

Tom: Hey guys, it's Thomas.
All: Heyyy Thomas!
Bry: Great party, man!

I think they must've forgotten that this was a birthday party and not a regular rager.

Tom: Hey, Vin...
All: Yeaaaaaah, Vin!!!!
Vin: What's up, bud!!
Tom: And I hate to do this to you on your birthday...
Ant: You sound like Billie Eilish, bruh!
Tom: I guess I do. Anyways... we need everyone to leave now.
All: Awww, what the fuck, Thomas?? We're all having fun!
Tom: Well, some of you must have had too much fun and now one of the cat's is sick.
Vin: Hera??
Tom: No, not that we know of. But we need everyone to leave so we can deal with this. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, y'all.
RG: That's what you shouldn't have bought $10,000 breeder cats with no immune system.
Tom: What was that??
RG: What kinda cat can't handle a shot of vodka? That's a pussy cat. HA!! A pussy-cat!!
Tom: Alright, y'all are drunk. GO HOME!!