Moving In - A Vinnie Hacker Story

Moving In S2Pt3- Rules are Meant to be Broken.

Ex: WE KIDNAPPED THE BABY!
Y/n: WHAT?? What the fuck are you talking about?
Ex: Jack! J-Jack is in the back seat.
Y/n: Well, how the fuck did he get there?
Ex: I didn't put him in there!! Ms. Wilson had him!
Y/n: Oh, my God!! Ms. Wilson took him away!! Did they really just give us a fucking baby???
Ex: Y/n, I can't keep him. Where's he gonna go?? I don't have any money either.
Y/n: We gotta give him back!
Ex: How?? I'm not going back there!!

Jack started hollering at the top his lungs. He was really loud for a little baby. All the more reason to give him back. This is not my kid, therefore not my responsibility. Jax just met him today and Kayla confessed to poking the condom, so, even though they're crazy in that house, Jack is going back.

We pulled over into the shoulder. Jax and I had to come up with a plan.

Y/n: Jax, if you don't grab that fucking baby and figure out how to get it to stop crying, I swear!!
Ex: I don't know how to do that!!
Y/n: Like I said, figure it out!! I can't listen to that shit.
Ex: Fine!

He got Jack out of the car seat and started to pat his back. Something told me that was a bad idea, but he did stop crying, so I'm sure everything's gonna work out.

We came up with a plan. We were going to drive back and park a couple houses down the road. Jax was going to get Jack and the car seat out of my car and put Jack on the front steps in the seat. He would be strapped in, just in case he tried to crawl out. Jax would ring the bell and then run back to me. I would already be prepared to drive away. He would hop back in the car, and we would speed to the highway.

It seemed like a pretty solid plan, if I'm being honest. But, Jack started crying again. What on Earth did this baby want?? Jax started to pat his back again. Still, something told me that that was a bad idea. And sadly, I was right.

Little Jack threw up on Jax in a not so little way. His shirt was absolutely covered in baby spit up.

Y/n: Jax!! Not in my fucking car!!
Ex: It's not my fault. Blame Jack!
Y/n: Whatever. Just make sure that you include your shirt in the stuff that you're leaving on the front steps.
Ex: Why, you tryna get me naked?
Y/n: Jax! I'll drop the two of you off right here and go home if you want.
Ex: No! No, I'm sorry. You got a deal. I'll leave my shirt.
Y/n: Good.

We drove back and I made a u-turn so that I would be ready to drive away. Jax took off his shirt. Then, he made sure that Jack was secure in the seat. He got it detached from my car and started jogging towards Kayla's house.

When he got close, he slowed down and looked around to see if anyone was near the windows or the door. He didn't see anyone and started sprinting towards the door. I reached over to open the passenger seat's car door to make it easy for him to get back in quickly.

He put Jack down carefully and rang the bell, then darted for the car. When he was about halfway to me, I heard Kayla scream.

K: NOOOOO!!!! He's yours!! This is all her fault. I just want you Jax! I don't want him!!

That girl's got some serious issues. And why was Ms. Wilson part of it?? I'm definitely transferring out of her class next year. She tried to seem all nice, too. This is one sick plan that they came up with.

Jax got back to the car and shut the door. He fastened his seatbelt so fast, then I sped away from the neighborhood. This was one fucking eventful day, to say the least.