Dream SMP one shots (+ others)

.-. Sharp ass claws .-.

Request: No
Mcyt: Ranboo, Phil, Technoblade
Type: Fluff
Ages: Ranboo: 17 | Phil: 27 | Techno: 22
AU: Minecraft

A/N: This story is inspired by a headcanon I saw from bonnieloverr  and all credit for the inspiration of this story goes to them. Check them out, they have great writing :D Enjoy!!

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*third person*
Ranboo has secrets. Everyone does. It could be something that they did that they regret, or some dumb illegal thing that happened in high school. Maybe it's a secret about their identity. It could be anything.

Ranboos secret was...different, per say. It wasn't bad - well, it could be, depending on how it's used - but it wasn't something he saw as good. It annoyed him a lot, getting in the way and using a lot of his energy just to keep it to himself.

His secret was his claws. Yes, Ranboo has claws. They were kind of like a cats, but longer and sharper. If they got to a certain point, he could cut a log in half. Not that he'd want to, but it was something he was willing to test one day.

They were hidden, which took energy to keep them in. Whenever someone would push on his palm, they would pop out like a cats would when you press on their paw. That was why he didn't like people holding his hands, scared that they would squeeze his hands and they would cut them.

Currently, Ranboo was with Technoblade and Philza, which wasn't all so surprising. He was their neighbour so it was easiest to hang out with them rather then walking all the way to L'Manburg.

They were just chatting and making jokes, what friends would normally do. Well, if they didn't have messed up humour, that is. (not me referencing to my friend group lmao)

Techno was laying across his couch, looking genuinely calm for once in his damn life.

Ranboo had chosen to lay on top of Techno's coffee table which was a...questionable place but they let him be.

Phil was in the kitchen, unsafely cutting vegetables while making lunch for the three of them. He wasn't really paying much attention to where his fingers were. But Phil being Phil, he didn't cut himself. Somehow.

"Wait Ranboo," Techno said, catching said teen's attention, "Aren't you like..super strong considering your an enderman hybrid?"

"I mean, whatever the other half of me is, surely is strong because I have like..maybe 2-3 times the amount of strength a normal enderman would have so like...I guess I am." Ranboo answered, rolling to his stomach on the table, leaving his arm to hang off the side as he looked at Techno.

"You could like..pick up buildings if you tried." Techno looked weirdly fascinated by this fact, but Ranboo and Phil (who was listening from the kitchen) knew he was planning something to test Ranboo's strength.

"Never tried but maybe."

"Hey Ranboo! I need help cutting shit come here." Phil called from the kitchen, getting an annoyed groan from Ranboo as he stood up and went to help Phil.

"Yes old man?" Ranboo said, smirking as he enter the kitchen. The only thing that was granted to him was a slap to the back of his head.

"Fuck off with that, mate. Anyways, please help me with this. It's too much to cut myself and I'm also tired of doing it alone."

Ranboo simply laughed and walked over to help Phil. He got handed a knife, but pushed it away.

"Mate you need to cut them with a knife." Phil said, laughing as he thought his friend was joking around.

"Push on my palms, please. And beware of my thumbs." Ranboo said, holding his hands out to the older. Phil was very confused but still went along with it.

Heh. He screamed.

It wasn't a bad scream from Phil but it was a 'that was really scary but thats cool' type of scream.

"Phil?! Ranboo?! Are you guys-holy shit you have claws!" Technoblade said, probably very confused.

Ranboo giggled and nodded, turning to the food on the counters Phil had assigned to him. He grabbed a carrot and with his index finger, cutting it perfectly with his sharp nail.

Phil started wheezing for an unknown reason and Technoblade was just mouth open and frozen.

"And then- wait Phil pass me that carrot." Ranboo laughed. Phil slowly grabbed the carrot, still laughing. Yeah, Techno was still dead at the doorway.

Ranboo grabbed the carrot cut it into five perfect slices with four fingers. He turned around and laughed.

"You are....insane," Techno said, "But I love it. We are going to chop trees with your fingers."

Then, Techno and Ranboo went to a spruce forest and actually succeeded at Techno's request.

End A/N: This has been in my drafts for so long so I just decided to speedrun the end. Hope it was good :) Uhm, I'm "nearly" done two. Getting there. But yeah :) Tomorrow I'm off school so maybe I'll get something done. Might do a part two or sum...if you want to read that- (i already have an idea too..)

-Starby (Phaser) <3