(Making this only furthered my love for Deadpool)
Cait:
"Blasphemy! All fights are necessary."
Curie:
"Oh, no! Don't punch me! I've never been punched before."
Danse:
"You big chrome cock goblin—you're really gonna fuck this up for me."
Deacon:
"Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That's like... 16 walls!"
Hancock:
"Don't make the same mistakes I did. Got it? Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga."
Gage:
"Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo."
Macready:
"Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing. Pro—they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con—they're lame-ass teacher's pets!"
Maxson:
"You're about to be killed by a Zamboni."
Nick:
"I want to die a natural death at the age of 102 - like the city of Detroit."
Piper:
"His real name is Francis, he got Ajax from the dish soap!"
Preston:
"Kill's too harsh a word. I prefer "stab to death."'
X6-88:
"Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don't know. Might further the plot."
