Jake: Hey! Luke!
Luke: Oh, good morning, Jake! How are you?
Jake: I'm good, but Zander isn't.
Luke: What are you talking about?
Jake: He is upset, and an emotional mess. He asked me to talk to you, and he wants to get back together.
Luke, looking away: You know, I'm kinda glad Zander and I broke up.
Jake: Why?
Luke: Come on, when was the last time he was nice to me?
Jake: Um, he probably gave you something on your birthday—?
Luke: He gave me lemonade. In a can.
Jake: ...
[Later]
Jake, closing his locker: He said that on his birthday, you gave him lemonade. In a can.
Zander: Well, he likes lemonade!
Jake: In. A. Can.
Zander: He drank it!
Jake: Are you serious right now??? Zander, he won't date you if you keep acting like this!
Zander: Well...
Jake: You need to do something to make him happy.
Zander: I... *a sudden brainwave* I know exactly what to do! *looks at Jake expectantly*
Jake: ...fine. I'll help you with whatever it is.
Zander: Yes! Now listen...
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delicate • a collection of the music freaks oneshots
Fanfiction┌─── ∘° the music freaks oneshots °∘ ───┐ [complete] 🌹 | i write whenever i want, whatever i want 🌹 | 💛 means platonic ship, 💗 means romantic ship, 🧡 means it's up to your interpretation if it's romantic or platonic, 🖤 means enemies now playin...
