AOT Scenarios and Oneshots (SNK X Reader)

Would You Like Dinner, A Bath Or Me?

Requested by: @leviackermansfoot

Thanks for requesting! I hope this is how you wanted it💜

Levi:

-"Get your filthy ass in the bath. Now. Cheeky brat."

Eren:

-"All three."

"What? No, only choose one!"

-"No I want all three!"

-*bites into you*

Bertholdt:

-(Blushing) "Whichever you want...I-I don't mind as long as it's with you."

Reiner:

-"You can be my dinner!" (Pretends to be a monster and tickles you until you're on the floor giggling under him)

Jean:

-(Lip bite) "Cleanse and feed me, mamacita."

-LMAO. Run away.

Armin:

-"I mean, you did promise to make dinner with me Y/n."

-"I know, Armin."

-"So help me cook. Y/n."

-"URGHHH! I KNOW ARMIN!!!"

Erwin:

-"I've had dinner. I've also bathed today, now all that's on my to-do list is you." (Dilf wink *he cannot wink*)

Zeke:

-"I mean, I've never tried human meat." (Gets closer to you)

-"Urm...Zeke?" (You try to run away but he grabs onto your sides and throws you over his shoulder with you screaming)

-"FEET FIRST!" *You're literally dying while he grips onto your footsies*

Porco:

-"Actually I'm in the mood for a pizza"-

"No. Smother cheese on me and have me for dinner."

-(scoffs) "Weirdo." (Probably did it)

-LmAO JOKING... or aM i?

Hange:

-(She probably ate you in the bath, just sayin👁💧👄💧👁)

Pieck:

-"Hmmm..." (taps chin in thought) "I do want apple slices, how about you?"

-"Pieckk!"

Mikasa:

-"But even if I chose a bath or dinner, you'd still give me the 'you' choice, won't you?"

-(You nod enthusiastically)

Mike:

-"A bath."

-"Wait what? 0ㅅ0?"

-It's literally an excuse to smell you upclose.

Sasha:

-"DINNER?! HELL YEAH! TAKE OUT OR DO YOU FANCY DOING ALL THE WORK?! THANKS Y/N!"

You: "I didn't get to finish..." ಠ_ಠ

Annie:

-"You."

-"Wait- really?!"

-(She pokes your head) "Psh, no. Go give your brain a bath."

Kenny:

-"Last week you wanted me to pretend to be a cat and now this week you want me to eat you?"

-"PICK ALREADY!"

Niccolo:

-"THIS LAMB WON'T COOK ITSELF!"

Colt:

-(boops your nose) "I'll have you and take care of the other options myself."