HELLO🐀
This is the continuation of my first book, IDV groupchat. If I were you I would read the previous book first OwO
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE ✨JOKE✨
The crack is exploding in here.
They are all tiny rats who will steal your cheese when you'r...
Envy: Vera Pride: Freddy Sloth: Andrew Gluttony:Demi Greed: Norton Lust: Margaretha Wrath: Mike Acedia: Emily Vainglory: Edgar
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"Gods 💅"
Gluttony: omg guess what
Wrath: Demi, if you're gonna say you ate a cake, and now your ass is also a cake, I will smack your head with a brick.
Gluttony: I told you!! I HAVE A FAT ASS Gluttony: anyways Gluttony: there's this human named Naib Gluttony: and I made the best decision EVER Gluttony: everytime you see him in a photo, he will be eating
Sloth: how is that a good decision?
Gluttony: see for yourself Gluttony:
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Greed: it's also homophobic that he's not dating me rn
Lust: wait I wanna see the pic but it won't download :/
Vainglory: do you have the Wi-Fi turned on?
Lust: WE HAVE WI-FI???
Pride: yeah the password is mydick
Lust: sorry, it says it's too short
Envy: LMFAOOOO
Pride: no need to be rude :/ that was a joke!!
Lust: it's like sleeping with you, I don't feel shit
Pride: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH
Acedia: suck it up, Freddy.🙄
Greed: hey Demi, do you know if Naib is single?
Lust: hey! Leave him to me! He looks like he has a big fat d
Envy: OKAY PEOPLE CHILL! MARGS YOU'RE TOO HORNY
Lust: are you jealous because I won't fuck you? 🤨
Envy: how dare you?! I'm not a jealous being!
Lust: your identity is literally "envy"
Envy: MAYBE I WOULDN'T IF YOU FUCKED ME ALREADY!!
Lust: with pleasure baby gorl
Vainglory: can we like Vainglory: not fuck
Sloth: yeah please, somebody will have to give you protection and we all know that I don’t want to be that person
Wrath: and that's why you shut the fuck up when we talk about stuff like this🥺
Greed: hey! There's no need to talk like that, Mike!
Wrath: but this is how I fucking talk
Greed: can you use a sentence where you don't say 'fuck'?
Wrath: of course I fucking can
Greed: 😐
Wrath: Wrath: ah fuck
Lust: what if we had an orgy
Wrath: SHUT UP
Gluttony: also Andrew, when Mike talks to you like that, you gotta defend yourself!
Sloth: why
Gluttony: it's your dignity we're talking about, man!
Pride: I think I'm the right subject in this matter actually-
Gluttony: no one cares, Freddy
Sloth: listen, there's no point in defending myself. It will all be the same anyways
Gluttony: STILL!!
Vainglory: he's "sloth" for a reason, worrying is not what he's worried about Vainglory: if that makes sense
Acedia: Edgar, you talk a big game for someone who worries too much
Vainglory: where the hell did you take that conclusion from??
Acedia: see?? You get way too defensive when we say something not so appealing about you
Vainglory: is there a problem with that? You have no reason to say shit about me!
Wrath: let us guess
Gluttony: because you're amazing
Vainglory: exactly!!!
Acedia: 😃
Gluttony: anyways I did my part today. Did you guys do yours?
Greed: I guess- Greed: I made this human named Luca "steal" an invention from his mentor
Gluttony: we all saw it, Norton. Luca is a good man, you only took a slight part in his actions.
Wrath: hey Norton, I think you might want to know that Luca just got arrested-
Greed: WAIT WHAT?? DID HE GET CAUGHT??
Lust: oop- he killed a man
Greed: THIS ESCALATED WAY TOO QUICKLY!! CAN WE GO BACK IN TIME??
Acedia: you wish
Wrath: well I also did my part today! Wrath: I made this human named Ganji burn down a family's house
Lust: CAN YOU GUYS CHILL WITH THE CRIMES???
Wrath: what? They deserved it! Heads of the monarchy shall roll! Wrath: EAT THE RICH! EAT THE RICH!
Pride: you people got some nerve... You're way too compulsive!
