Worst idea ever

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"Survivorsss"

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: GGGGGGUYS
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: TTTTTHERE'S SOMEONE IN THE MANOR

Cockroach: no shit

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: WWWWEE ARE BEING ROBBED

SubNaib: no we're not, tf

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I HEARD THE FURNITURE IN THE LIVING ROOM FALLING IM SCARED

TinyWand: it's probably Robbie or Gaby, go back to sleep, dipshit

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: IT'S 3 AM

TinyWand: the kids are dead, they don't get tired

MetalAttractor: i-
MetalAttractor:
MetalAttractor: whatchu know about rolling down in the deep-

CowardBrat: SHUT UP

Rat: if you want, I can go check it out

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: NO LUCA, YOU'LL DIE

Rat: thank god

WheresMyMelanin: LUCA >:(

Rat: sorry sorry, but fr, I can go check it out I don't mind

Sonic: wait, Luca! If there's any danger you need a strong man to protect you 😌

Rat: you're right...
Rat: Andrew come with me. And bring a shovel. We don't know if we'll need it as a weapon

Sonic: OH COME ON

WheresMyMelanin: you plan on using my shovel as a weapon?

Rat: if Aesop used a coffin to knock a man out, I can use a shovel, now cmon

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EmilyDrier: speaking of shovels, let's talk about Sam

Drinkx3: say what now💀

CristianoRonaldo: is there anything wrong with him?

EmilyDrier: not at all! I was just thinking... how the hell will he learn the basic stuff a kid has to learn? He can't go to school or anything like that

Nightingalowo: did someone say "personal teacher"?💃

SubNaib: not at all

Nightingalowo: well, this might be shocking, but I used to be a teacher back in the day😏

Cockroach: I can see that

TinyWand: yeah annoying ass woman, that kids hate

MetalAttractor: poor children...

Nightingalowo: HEY I WAS A GREAT TEACHER!

Sonic: sure let's believe that for now

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Rat: who left the windows open?

CowardBrat: oops hehe :p

Rat: TRACY THERE'S A STORM OUTSIDE

CowardBrat: I forgot, I'm sorryyyy

WheresMyMelanin: ONE OF THE WINDOWS SWUNG OPEN AND I GOT HIT ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD

CowardBrat: sheesh not even the window likes you

WheresMyMelanin: HAHA VERY FUNNY

Drinkx3: wait, great thing Andrew is here!

WheresMyMelanin: I
WheresMyMelanin: I'm appreciated...

Drinkx3: nah I just need an opinion

WheresMyMelanin: also works

Drinkx3: you didn't go to school, right?

WheresMyMelanin: yessir

Drinkx3: then how did you learn how to read, count, etc...

WheresMyMelanin: oh some gentleman I met back in the day taught me the basics
WheresMyMelanin: there's a reason why I'm not the one writing the scripts for our trailers

Drinkx3: do you think Nightingale would be a good teacher for Sam?

WheresMyMelanin: oh sweet boy no....

Nightingalowo: AYO
Nightingalowo: GUYS I HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE

DaVinky: YEAH AND I HAVE DEPRESSION, WHERE DO YOU WANNA GET WITH THIS??

Nightingalowo: I promise I'll be a good teacher TwT

CristianoRonaldo:
CristianoRonaldo: fine.
CristianoRonaldo: but I wanna see progress

Nightingalowo: you won't have to worry, sir!

SubNaib: yall think this is a good idea?

Drinkx3: not at all, but do we have a choice?

TinyWand: poor kid...

Rat: oh no, looks like Sam won't last long in this world. Let's eat the infant while we can

EatTheRich: LUCA THAT'S ENOUGH OF CONSUMING BABIES' JOKES

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