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"Survivorsss"

Drinkx3: Emily I need constipation medicine 💀

EmilyDrier: UHHHH ARE YOU CONSTIPATED??

Drinkx3: Sam is🌚
Drinkx3: wait not anymore
Drinkx3: ew
Drinkx3: everything is dirty
Drinkx3: I didn't think about this when I became a mom
Drinkx3: I should've thought this through
Drinkx3: now there's poo everywhere 😭

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: forbidden smoothie

Drinkx3: EWWWWWW

TerrorShockn't: WHAT THE FUCK MAN

SubNaib: KREACHER EEWWW

1 participant is now online.

Sonic: I wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on

CowardBrat: can we stop talking about poo? 💀

MetalAttractor: yeah Kreacher you ruined everything

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: OH YEAH CUZ IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT

Noaman:
Noaman: anyways

OwlLover: how was the match William?

Sonic: pretty good if you ask me
Sonic: I love telling hunters really cringe pickup lines when I'm chaired
Sonic: for example, Wuwu chaired me and I told him
Sonic: "You remind me of a toe, cuz sooner or later I'll be banging you on a table"

EmmaWoody: AYO

QueenBee: SUS

EmmaWoody: are you a chair? Cuz I wanna break you

EmilyDrier: EMMA WJDBWKSND

BlindfoldOn: GIRLIE IMEHDJEHE

MetalAttractor: are you a magnet? Cuz I feel attracted towards you

SubNaib: BABEJSHDWMSBD

TinyWand: this is getting out of hand

Rat: are you a volt? Cuz you're shocking

TerrorShockn't: guys this is getting sad

Noaman: are you Victor? Cuz I wanna embalm you

LuckyGay:

CristianoRonaldo:

TotallyNotChloe:

Furry:

MailMan: 😟

DaVinky:
DaVinky: Aesop, do you wanna take a walk with me?

Noaman: I will not give up

DaVinky: okay buddy

2 participants are now offline.

MailMan: I'm no longer safe in this manor

TinyWand: you were never safe

LuckyGay: wait wait I have a pick up line

TerrorShockn't: stop

LuckyGay: Emily, am I a syringe? Cuz I wanna penetrate you

EmilyDrier: AYO

BondageKink: OWAA

Furry: ENOUGH

SubNaib: THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SAID

OwlLover: Martha, are you a gun? Cuz I want you to shoot me in the head

Furry: ELI NO

OwlLover: Eli yes😏

CristianoRonaldo: Demi, you owe me a drink

Drinkx3:
Drinkx3: oh I'm supposed to say "why"
Drinkx3: why?

CristianoRonaldo: because when I saw you I dropped mine

BlindfoldOn: OOOOOOOOO

Drinkx3: EPAAAA

TotallyNotChloe: WAIT THAT ONE'S KINDA GOOD

TerrorShockn't: NO IT'S NOT

Drinkx3: you say that cuz you don't have anyone to say these to

TerrorShockn't: I do! Look!
TerrorShockn't: Kreacher, you must be one hell of a thief, cuz you stole my heart from across the room
TerrorShockn't: I can't believe I just typed this

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: FEEL THE GAYNESS

TerrorShockn't: GET AWAY FROM ME

TotallyNotChloe: Martha!
TotallyNotChloe: Si tu veux savoir pourquoi je te suis, c’est parce que mon père m’a toujours dit de poursuivre mon rêve

Furry: I didn't understand shit, but it's French, so I'm gonna assume it's something really cute

TotallyNotChloe: yeah!

Rat: yeah that's only pretty cuz it's French
Rat: if it was German you'd think they're having a stroke

WheresMyMelanin: Luca, hast du einen Stift? Ich muss deine Nummer aufschreiben

Rat: I promise you I didn't eat your newborn, Andrew

WheresMyMelanin: thank god

Rat: wait I have one in Italian
Rat: Victor, ci credi all’amore a prima vista o devo ripassare più tardi?

MailMan: awwwww I don't know what that means 😃😃

Sonic: thank god no one here speaks Russian

Nightingalowo: I want someone to tell me those pick up lines

SubNaib: oh did you know that all of us, collectively, decided to ship you with the Baron?

Nightingalowo: WHY?? HE'S MY BOSS???

SubNaib: that's why it's kinky

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