JOKER'S B-DAYYY

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"Huntersss"

UglySlenderman: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!

Stitches: oh hey! Happy birthday!

Girl_In_Red: BRO YOURE SO SWAG HAPPY BDAYYYY

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROSKI!!

PennywiseOnCrack: thank you guys!!

DanceToForget: could've gone better

Balls_InMyFace: agreed

Gaysha: IM SORRY BUT WE NEED TO PUT A LOCK IN THIS GROUPCHAT

WangChu: OUT YOU GO🧹🧹

Balls_InMyFace: in my defense, we're friends with Luca

TentacleHentai: valid, I suppose

ThemEyesRMad: anyways, why are you guys here?

DanceToForget: to wish this man happy birthday

Balls_InMyFace: that being said, happy birthday

PennywiseOnCrack: thank you! Man, is it good to have a day for yourself

Nightingalowo: don't let it go to your head, it's your turn to clean the bathrooms today

DanceToForget: warning: the girls had synching periods and we all had taco bell for dinner

PennywiseOnCrack: MAN.

UglySlenderman: poor man!
UglySlenderman: can't we have someone else to do it?

Nightingalowo: thank you for volunteering, Jack

UglySlenderman: NO NOT ME

DanceToForget: anyways, us, survivors, got a gift for you!

PennywiseOnCrack: aw you didn't have to

DanceToForget: I know we didn't, we only did this because Miss Nightingale made us

Nightingalowo: I like traditions okay??

Balls_InMyFace: anyways, we bought you that new update on Tinder

PennywiseOnCrack: excuse me

DanceToForget: you know, the paid version

PennywiseOnCrack: THERE'S A PAID VERSION???

UglySlenderman: amateur...

Balls_InMyFace: we bought it with Emily's money, but don't tell her anything

PennywiseOnCrack: I don't know what to say

Balls_InMyFace: how about a thank you?🤨

PennywiseOnCrack: I'm so single

DanceToForget: yes you are

PennywiseOnCrack: what a shame

DanceToForget: fr

Balls_InMyFace: Anyways, you're welcome

PennywiseOnCrack: STOP IM NOT HORNY IM STRAIGHT

Girl_In_Red: WHAT

Pervy: HUH

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: oh I just got your birthday letter!

PennywiseOnCrack: I wasn't able to see it yet. What does it say?

KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong:
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Mr Morton, we need to talk.

Balls_InMyFace: 😟

PennywiseOnCrack: oh not this again

Balls_InMyFace: whaaaatttt, my boy Arthur did everything he coulldddd

PennywiseOnCrack: IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ARTHUR FUCKING RUSSEL

Balls_InMyFace: I think he died

Nightingalowo: no, he's alive

DanceToForget: how do you know☝

Nightingalowo: I have my contacts [cool]

Snek: im hungry

Balls_InMyFace: okay

Snek: is there cake?😞

DanceToForget: Tracy made it

Snek: my favorite!

Balls_InMyFace: we've been jumping from topic to topic like a bunch of grasshoppers, can yall calm down?

Snek: no

Balls_InMyFace: ok

PennywiseOnCrack: anyways I feel old

UglySlenderman: not me
UglySlenderman: I'm hot

Balls_InMyFace: sure okay let's believe that

Girl_In_Red: oh no Mr Morton, you haven't seen Jack without the mask

Balls_InMyFace: he wears a mask?

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"Huntersss"

Balls_InMyFace: JESUS CHRIST HE'S A DADDY

DanceToForget: JACK IM FREE ON SATURDAY

Balls_InMyFace: AW HELL YEAH DADDY😩

DanceToForget: AW FUCK ME DADDY

Balls_InMyFace: HARDER

DanceToForget: OH YES

UglySlenderman: I FEEL VIOLATED

Polaroid: serves you right, daddy

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