MARGS B-DAYYY

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"Survivorsss"

SubNaib: is she doing any better, Lucky?

LuckyGay: yeah. Thank goodness Margs found her on time, she fainted the moment I arrived.

Drinkx3: I told her!! "Emily, you work too much. That ain't good for you, sis"
Drinkx3: and she said "I am God"
Drinkx3: and for some reason I believed her

MetalAttractor: okay, good. At least she's sleeping now. Margs should take care of her in the meanwhile.

Balls_InMyFace: yeah! Also, okay. Am I the only one who's been getting this weird feeling ever since this morning?

EmmaWoody: OH MY GOD, RIGHT??? I feel like we're missing something!!

MetalAttractor: so I was not the only one, huh. Well, let's revise stuff

TerrorShockn't: OKAY SO
TerrorShockn't: Give Emily lunch because the lady can't get it done herself
TerrorShockn't: useless cunt...

SubNaib: FREDDY, SHE'S SICK

CowardBrat: okay chill, this might've just been overwork

TerrorShockn't: nah she's just really old

CowardBrat: SHE'S YOUNGER THAN YOU

TerrorShockn't: her chronic arthritis say otherwise

Sonic: SHE'S NOT THAT OLD, MAN

TerrorShockn't: MOVING ON
TerrorShockn't: clean the locker rooms

TotallyNotChloe: done!! Cuz I'm amazing uwu

Furry:

SubNaib: sigh

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SubNaib: sigh...

TerrorShockn't: okay, so. Clean the living room, give Mary her head back for the third time this week, make soup, and give a blowjob to Kreacher
TerrorShockn't:
TerrorShockn't: okay who wrote that last part?

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: hehe

TerrorShockn't: fuck off, man...

SillyGoose: yeah we're not forgetting anything
SillyGoose:
SillyGoose: WAIT

MetalAttractor: LMAO WE ARE

CowardBrat: GOD DAMN IT WE FORGOT TO MAKE THE SOUP

MetalAttractor: JOSEPH IS GONNA KILL ME DIEHDKANSJS

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DanceToForget: okay so, Emily is asleep, I almost fell asleep with her but I know how to control myself, I have her meds ready for when she wakes up. Luca, i got the stuff you asked me, they're at your door. Annnnnd im exhausted and it's only 8 am :D

Cockroach: me, every single day

DanceToForget: :)
DanceToForget: soooo
DanceToForget: beautiful day am I right?

SubNaib: meh. Been horrible for me. Lost rank 4 times

SillyGoose: it's been going okay I guess

DanceToForget: mine's been good

TinyWand: good for you

DanceToForget: :v
DanceToForget: alright
DanceToForget: I guess I'll go eat then
DanceToForget: I'm about to leave my room
DanceToForget: I'm closing the door
DanceToForget: I closed the door
DanceToForget: on my way to the kitchen now
DanceToForget: I'm in the kitchen

Rat: you can spare us the details. Go eat already ajdjaskdjd

Balls_InMyFace: hold on I think I know what's going on now!!

DanceToForget: you do??? I knew I could count on you, Mike!! :D

Balls_InMyFace: Emily babysitted Robbie, Gaby, and Sam yesterday! That's why she had a breakdown!

MailMan: ooooo that makes sense now

DanceToForget:
DanceToForget: I'm off. See you later.

TinyWand: you should've already left lmao

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DoraThe_Explorer: anyways, I was searching stuff on the internet and I found Percy x Murro

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CursesToCurse: man! Such a wonderful day! What are we giving Margs this year?

TinyWand: why would we give her anything 💀

CursesToCurse:
CursesToCurse: are you- are you serious rn?

SubNaib: yeah it's not like it's her birthday or anything

CursesToCurse: IT IS HER BIRTHDAY YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBSHIT

Balls_InMyFace: NAH YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME

CursesToCurse: YOU USELESS BITCHES ISTG

Cockroach: UH UH

Furry: FUCK HH

CristianoRonaldo: WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE

TerrorShockn't: Speak for yourself

Drinkx3: OKAY LETS PRETEND THAT THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN AND LET'S PREPARE A SURPRISE PARTY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

CowardBrat: I'LL MAKE HER SOME NEW MUSIC BOXES OR WHATEVER

CursesToCurse: YOU BETTER DO
CursesToCurse: IM GONNA TALK TO MARY

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Balls_InMyFace: man, I feel horrible now...

Furry: it's fine
Furry: let's just...
Furry: make this quick

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"Survivorsss"

DanceToForget:

SubNaib:
SubNaib: look we're sorry-

DanceToForget:

Balls_InMyFace:
Balls_InMyFace: cake? :D

DanceToForget: shove that cake up your ass

SillyGoose: we didn't mean it to be rude-

DanceToForget: I love how your answer to the matter was "pretending nothing is wrong"

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: we're cowards, what did you expect?

DanceToForget: I don't know, a Happy Birthday???

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you're asking for too much

DoraThe_Explorer: what is done is done, there's no going back. Can you please forgive us, so we can eat cake peacefully? :(

DanceToForget: of course bby boy

CowardBrat: I also made you some new music boxes :D

DanceToForget: thanks Tracy, I appreciate it :)

MetalAttractor: now let's eat cake before Joseph eats it all

EmmaWoody: seriously, how is that man still diabetes free?

DanceToForget: I don't know, let's just go before Ems wakes up

SubNaib: aight let's go

Balls_InMyFace: oh btw, Margs!!

DanceToForget: hm?

Balls_InMyFace: Happy Birthday sis :))

EatTheRich: happy birthday!!!!

Cockroach: HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN 😩

QueenBee: happy birthday!!!!!!!!

DanceToForget: thank you, guys :))

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