I wrote this chapter 20 minutes before my final exam, so please excuse me if there are any mistakes 😀 also, please don't take any of this advice seriously. If you do have body dysmorphia, please talk to a professional
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DM from KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong to DaVinky.
DaVinky: say what now 🌝
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Don't ask. I think Miss Dyer has gone mental. She wanted to BUY among us!
DaVinky: but like
DaVinky:
DaVinky: why
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: again, don't ask
DaVinky: well this is quite a surprise, you never texted me before!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: that was before I found out that I can text people directly out of the groupchat! Ah... the wonders of technology...
DaVinky: it was Joseph wasn't it?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: YES HE'S SUCH AN ANGEL!!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN TAKE SELFIES WITH YOUR FRONT CAMERA???
DaVinky: Antonio, you're old, but not that old. Chill.
DaVinky: but I'm glad you and Joseph are happy! Everyone is so happy lately, it's amazing! Vera and Martha started dating; Servais, Kreacher, and Kurt, are happy with just being friends; Aesop and Eli are also really happy together! It's so good seeing the manor light up!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: you're quite a poet, I'll give you that!
DaVinky: I used to take poetry classes when I was younger
DaVinky: Luca joined me once when we were 9, but he said, and I quote, "I'm bored, let's go hunt a wild eagle."
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong:
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: and here I thought he was more civilized than Mr Murro...
DaVinky: oh Murro is fine, he doesn't talk much but... he exists!😃
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: speaking of Mr Balsa and your relationship, did you ever come out to your family?
DaVinky: never. My mom suspected I liked Luca but she never confronted me. And thank goodness she didn't, cuz otherwise I would get disowned👍
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: well at least you're happily married and free now!
DaVinky: I guess so, yeah
DaVinky: what about your parents, Toni?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: oh my parents were quite supportive. They even payed for some of my surgeries!
DaVinky: wait what surgeries?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: oh I'm trans. Anyways after that, they threw a soccer ball at my face and told me to "attack the children from the monarchy"
DaVinky: WOAH WOAH WOAH YOURE TRANS???
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Yep!
DaVinky: JSBWKSJSJS I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS??? IM SO HAPPY???
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: ask away, sweet child [proud]
DaVinky: UH UH
DaVinky: WHEN
DaVinky: WHEN YOU
DaVinky: wHEEeeEEenNNN
DaVinky: DODODODODO YOU LIKE
DaVinky: BODY LIKE???
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Yes, I like my body very much :D
DaVinky: HHHHHHHHOW BECAUSE BECAUSE YOU YOUYOUYOU :DDDDD
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: yes, it took some time!
DaVinky: ANDANDANDANDAND :DDDD
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Yep!! I'm really happy now :)
DaVinky: GAASSSPPPPPP
DaVinky: you are God ☆0☆
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: come, my child. We shall talk more 😌
DaVinky: YES SIR!!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: jokes aside, Miss Dyer told us you have body dysmorphia. Is it true?
DaVinky: oh yeah but that's not a secret
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: well, how would you describe the perfect body for you?
DaVinky: anything but this, honestly 👍
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: hm... how do we feel about voice?
DaVinky: I stopped taking T a few months ago, so I could get the perfect pitch. And I got it! So I'm really happy about my voice
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: okay! How about hair?✍
DaVinky: I have mixed feelings about it, but I don't feel like cutting it. I like it the way it is!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: very well, how about chest?
DaVinky: that's the tricky part! Cuz I like it like this, but it feels like there's something wrong
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: then I'd say the chest is not the problem, but the silhouette
DaVinky: the silhouette?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: yeah. Let me guess, you want to have less curves
DaVinky: YEAH HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW??
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: what can I say? I'm god😈
DaVinky: do you have any advice for that?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: performing a surgery is impossible in our current conditions, so maybe avoid tight shirts. The one you usually wear suits perfectly!
DaVinky: yeah I guess, that's the reason why I use it so much
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: okay how about arms?
DaVinky: can we not talk about my arms rn?🧍
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: but of course! Say... what about legs?
DaVinky: honestly? They're fine like this, but again, it seems like there's something wrong
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: again, the silhouette. I suppose you own more than one blouse?
DaVinky: I only own the one I'm currently wearing and the one for the Narcissus costume
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: I bet Mr Grantz has more! I always see him with those
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Jesus, he really needs to go shopping...
DaVinky: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! HIS CLOSET IS SO BORING
DaVinky: but he wears red 🥰
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: also, quick advice! Talking to people you trust, is the best therapy. I will always be here, but when I'm not, you have a manor full of people who support you, and 3 amazing husbands to hear you out!
DaVinky: honestly, I don't know what I'd do without them.
DaVinky: I feel so safe in this manor, it's crazy
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: :D
DaVinky: tell anyone that I said this, and your room will burst into flames
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