NAIB'S B-DAYYY

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"Survivorsss"

Furry: TRACY DO YOU HAVE THE CAKE??

CowardBrat: NO! IM AS FLAT AS A TABLE!

Furry: I DONT MEAN YOUR ASS, I MEAN THE ACTUAL CAKE

CowardBrat: oh
CowardBrat: I also don't have that one-

Furry: OKAY FINE WHATEVER GO GET SOMETHING FROM WALMART ON YOUR WAY OUT

CowardBrat: FREEDOM!!!

TerrorShockn't: TAKE ME WITH YOU
TerrorShockn't: I need to stay away from these creatures...

CowardBrat: NO! YOU STAY IN THE MAILBOX!

MetalAttractor: Luca, do you have his gift ready?

Rat: define "ready"

MetalAttractor: is it intact?

Rat: pfft not one bit-

DaVinky: I'm hungry-

Noaman: HOLD YOUR HUNGER, PROCREATE

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Furry: URGH SEE?? THIS IS WHY WE'RE BROKE! YALL SPEND EVERYTHING ON FREAKING USELESS ACCESSORIES, AND THEN WE DONT HAVE MONEY FOR FOOD! NOR TO PAY THE WATER BILLS!! NO WONDER YALL SMELL LIKE PISS

SubNaib: hello?-

Furry: oh hi dad
Furry: DAD
Furry: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!😃😃

MetalAttractor: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAIB!!!

MailMan: happy bdayyyy!!!

TotallyNotChloe: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: haha old man

SubNaib: everything was fine until you appeared 😐

LuckyGay: I'm still waiting for the moment I will hear a door breaking down, and Naib screaming his lungs out, cuz Jack is in his room, uninvited

SubNaib: actually he just left
SubNaib: he knocked on the door!
SubNaib: he gave me a gift!
SubNaib: it's a perfume! :D
SubNaib: smells better than Vera's but don't tell her I said this

TotallyNotChloe: I AM RIGHT HERE, PERIOD PADS

SubNaib: good for you, female

EatTheRich: soooo he didn't break any windows... stole any furniture...?

SubNaib: nop! All intact. Good job, Emily :D

EmilyDrier: thank you, thank you, I'm amazing, I know

TerrorShockn't: let's not go that far

Rat: okay Freddy, what if you go feed the dogs in the forest?

TerrorShockn't: fine... >:T

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WheresMyMelanin: there are no dogs in the forest-

Rat: I know
Rat: I'm trying to see how stupid he is, so I can ship him away to Australia, far away from us

SillyGoose: WAIT YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO THAT??

Rat: of course! I just need to sell him to a sugar daddy who has a kink for beavers

Drinkx3: KSJWKSJSIAKSJZ

MetalAttractor: also! Babe, Luca has our gift for you!

SubNaib: aw that's so nice! You didn't have to🥰

CristianoRonaldo: oh! Sam actually made you a gift too!

SubNaib: WVRYONE SHUT THE FUCJ UP WHERE IS MU BABY GIMME HIM GIMME HIM NOW

CristianoRonaldo: but- our gift😟

SubNaib: Ḭ̶̧̲̱͔̜̮̩̥̰̾̾̐̔͐̓̉͑̌ͅD̵̨̞͕̰͍̜͕͓̻̝̀̃̌̓͐͂B̶̛̖͕̬̠̘̥̺͙̖̫̯͎̌̾̀̈͐̈͒̈́̿͋̈́͂̕͝W̷̢͔̭͖̟̿̎͋̓́͆͘͠͠Ķ̷̧̗̙̘͖̗̗̙̪̻̗͓̻͐͂͒̌́̑͂͌̔̋͆̾͜Ṣ̶͇̳̬͉͍́̒̏̀̆͗̾͌͘͘͝Ḇ̶̪̔̽̉̒͝Ḓ̵̮͉̦͖̟̦̟̟͛̓K̵̛̳̦̩̥̔̔̾̑̊̅̽̚͝S̷͉̗̺͎̫̾͆͒̍̿͜͜S̴̘̐̂̐̅̈̐̓̓̋̾̕͝Ņ̵̛̤̠̪̞̙̣͓̫̲̟͎́̇̾̀̌͗͐͛̕D̸̮̰͈͓̯̩͔̰̠͂̈̌̓̑̄̄̐̄👹👹👹

EatTheRich: 😟

Furry:
Furry: okay so😄

SubNaib: nah jk, I can go see Sam later, anyways what did you guys get me? Is it pretty?☺

Rat: if you think a wild possum we found yesterday in the middle of the woods is pretty, then sure

SubNaib:
SubNaib: I'm gonna name him Carl

EmilyDrier: STOP BRINGING ANIMALS IN HERE PEOPLE

SubNaib: AYO IF AESOP CAN HAVE AN OSTRICH NAMED CHARLOTTE, THEN I CAN HAVE A POSSUM NAMED CARL, SHUT UP

MailMan: Miss Nightingale also sent you your birthday gift

SubNaib: wkdbsksnd I don't wannaaaaa, her gifts always make us depressed

Rat: tell me about it. I still haven't recovered from mine

MailMan: it's a picture of 5 dudes in the middle of the woods, I wanna say these dudes are in the army too-

DoraThe_Explorer: aw memories 😊

SubNaib: ergh memories...

CowardBrat: so! Naib, come get your possum and let's eat cake!

SubNaib: Tracy, you're as flat as a table, and you have a boyfriend

CowardBrat: NOT MY CAKE GOD DAMN IT, THE ACTUAL CAKE

Sonic: aw...

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