but... Roblox 😟

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"Survivorsss"

Rat: who wants to play Roblox with me?

TotallyNotChloe: oh god no

BondageKink: YES PLEASE :00

Rat: no, Kevin. I didn't ask for someone who'll stay a virgin at the age of 40

BondageKink: >:(

Noaman: okay- Kevin- I can hear your loud sobbing from here

BondageKink: I'm sad now

CoordinatingThemAll: can I drink your tears?

EmmaWoody: yummy

BondageKink:

OwlLover: great. He's crying even harder now

SubNaib: for a couple of days, I forgot this chat existed

CowardBrat: it's because we've stayed away from the manor for quite some time. Now we're back!

MailMan: it's weird. The manor looks exactly like our previous one
MailMan:

 The manor looks exactly like our previous one MailMan:

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WheresMyMelanin: I give up

MetalAttractor: Vic, how many times do we have to tell you to not use those images??

MailMan: but it's thinking because it's intriguing 😟

DaVinky: okay, hun

Rat: DOES ANYONE WANNA PLAY ROBLOX OR NAH

SubNaib: NO LUCA
SubNaib: NO ONE WILL PLAY ROBLOX WITH YOU

Rat: :(

Noaman: I will

SubNaib: OH SHUT UP, AESOP! YOU JUST WANNA MAKE FUN OF HIM

Noaman: hehehe

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QueenBee: guys, I had the best idea while I was on the toilet

Cockroach: sup queen

QueenBee: ladies, listen up.
QueenBee: we sell our uterus, we say bye to periods and kids, and we still get money for it!

OwlLover: that is the stupidest idea you've ever had
OwlLover: and once you told us to sell Luca on Ebay because, lately, the market has been very interested in rats, to do animal experimentation

QueenBee: I'm telling you, we could make easy money!!!

OwlLover: YOU'RE NOT GONNA SELL LUCA OR YOUR UTERUS

DaVinky: fr like that's just idiotic.

QueenBee: OH SHUT UP EDGAR
QueenBee: ONCE A GUY ON TINDER ASKED YOU FOR NUDES AND YOU ASKED HIM IF HE WAS TRYING TO COMPARE SIZES

DaVinky: he thought I was a girl, and I pulled the size trick on him. If that's not genius, I don't know what it is.

QueenBee: YOU CALL IT GENIUS, I CALL IT SUICIDE LOL

DaVinky: at least he left me alone!!!

Cockroach: why were you on tinder anyways...

DaVinky: a bet involving Luca, a dead bird, and a dirty sock. DON'T EVEN ASK FOR DETAILS

LuckyGay: speaking of Luca
LuckyGay: Luca, are Annie's files and backstory out?

Rat: who the fuck is Annie?

LuckyGay:
LuckyGay: THE NEW SURVIVOR???

Rat: oh that
Rat: oh yeah! Her files are out
Rat: hold on
Rat:
Rat: okay so apparently she was abandoned by her mother as a baby and lived in an all-girls place most of her life. Her only escape was the world filled with toys, there her occupation. She's also a feminist.

QueenBee: I love her

CoordinatingThemAll: am I allowed to marry her?

TotallyNotChloe: baaabeeeee

CoordinatingThemAll: baaaabeeee we're not datingggg

DanceToForget: that woman makes every girl not straight istg

CowardBrat: fr

Sonic: baaabeeeee

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Drinkx3: how is she doing Ems?

EmilyDrier: broski istg, that girl has a whole banana shoved up her xerolyne

SubNaib: the fuck is a xerolyne iwhdjsbsjss

EmilyDrier: her 🐱

Rat: WHY DOES SHE HAVE A BANANA SHOVED UP HER PUSSY???

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BlindfoldOn: I don't know, it felt nice

SubNaib: ISBWKSBD HELENA

EmilyDrier: nah I'm just joking, she just has a tiny infection. Nothing too bad.

BlindfoldOn: so... there's not a banana there?

EmilyDrier: no lol

BlindfoldOn: oh thank goodness

EmilyDrier: why are you so concerned? You never actually did it, right?

BlindfoldOn:
BlindfoldOn: right

CristianoRonaldo: HELENA YOU MADLAD JEHSKSJSJD

BlindfoldOn: I'm joking, I love to tease you guys akshaksh

Rat: so uh...
Rat: no one wants to play Roblox?

SubNaib: NO, LUCA

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