"Huntersss"
Polaroid: no
AnnaBanana: do we reaaaallllyyyyy have to?
Girl_In_Red: Yes. We do. He's still our friend, so we're gonna throw a party, like we always did
WangChu: but
WangChu: it's Stripper...
Gaysha: he's changed! It's worth it
WangChu: I guess so but...
UglySlenderman: you idiots do realize I'm still here, right?
Snek: it's as if he's right here in the groupchat...
UglySlenderman: AYO IM NOT DEAD
Polaroid: I wish
Girl_In_Red: anyways...
Girl_In_Red: Happy Birthday Jack!!!
Gaysha: happy birthday ^^
ThemEyesRMad: happy birthday!
UglySlenderman: thank you! Also, AWWW MARY YOU SAID IM YOUR FRIEND!!😃😃
Girl_In_Red:
Girl_In_Red: what if this was my last straw?
UglySlenderman: I would drink from it
Girl_In_Red: watch it. Your birthday is in my hands
Snek: just like Gaby's hair is in my hands
Finding_Nemo: excuse me
Snek: she got slime stuck in her hair
Snek: this is a nightmare
Snek: cursed be the hour that I decided to leave Robbie, Sam, and Gaby alone with glue
UglySlenderman: those 3 are going to explode the manor some day, don't doubt it
Girl_In_Red: it's sad that Gaby and Robbie won't grow up like Sam. They would be besties when teenagers!
Gaysha: yeah, and there will be a point when Sam won't have anyone to interact with in his teenage years. Unless Miss Nightingale decides to bring someone like Miss Behamfil or Miss Adams again 👀
Nightingalowo: look, I'm working on a lot of stuff currently, that is something I'm not worried about at all
UglySlenderman: yeah you could be working on getting an insurance once and for all
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: or fixing ping issues
Pervy: or take your time with everything, Miss Nightingale. You work a lot, so don't feel pressured ^^
Gaysha: that's very sweet, but FEEL PRESSURED
UglySlenderman: SUFFER
Nightingalowo: AIGHT FINE JESUS I'LL WORK ON IT SOME DAY
Polaroid: >:/
Girl_In_Red: well, back to the task at hand
Girl_In_Red: Jack, our gift for you is in the living room! Tell us what you think!
UglySlenderman: aight BRB
UglySlenderman:
UglySlenderman: did you seriously get me a rubber duck..?
Girl_In_Red: CUTE ISN'T IT?? IT SQUEAKS!
UglySlenderman: are you indirectly telling me to go take a bath?
Girl_In_Red: n-no...😀
Polaroid: yes she is, go take a bath hottie
Polaroid: I mean idiot
Polaroid: you're an idiot
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: he's also hot
Polaroid: oh thank goodness you understand, babe
UglySlenderman: I'm feeling extremely uncomfortable right now
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: by the way, did you see the survivors today?
UglySlenderman: yes, I did! I think they like me now! They gave me a hug!
Girl_In_Red:
Girl_In_Red: Jack touch your back, please
UglySlenderman: okay wh
UglySlenderman:
UglySlenderman: of course they glued a paper in my back saying "slap my ass like a drum"
Snek: oops, and here I thought you'd done that on your own free will
UglySlenderman: SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY EVERYONE WAS SLAPPING MY ASS
Polaroid: sure
Polaroid:
Polaroid: because of the paper
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: yeah not intentionally at all
UglySlenderman: okay, are you two trying to call me for a threesome or...
Polaroid: NO!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: no!
Polaroid:
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong:
Polaroid: well maybe one day
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: well maybe one day
UglySlenderman: :v
UglySlenderman: I love how, ironically, Mr Subedar was the only person who gave me a decent gift this year
Girl_In_Red: wait, are you serious?
Stitches: ooo that's new
UglySlenderman: yeah
UglySlenderman: we had a nice conversation actually!
Flashbacc~~🐀💃
SubNaib: you know, I'm proud of you
UglySlenderman: that's really ironic, considering that a year ago you were saying that I would forever be an asshole
SubNaib: I mean yeah, you used to harass me!
UglySlenderman: and I'm sorry for that
SubNaib: wait really?
UglySlenderman: yeah. Miss Dyer helped me a lot. I owe it all to her
SubNaib: we all like this Jack, you know
SubNaib: I mean yes, you're still a bitch sometimes, but you're swag now!
SubNaib:
SubNaib: sometimes
UglySlenderman: WE GET IT! I STILL HAVE A LOT TO WORK ON
UglySlenderman: also, thank you for the flowers
SubNaib: consider that a gift from the survivors
SubNaib: again, we're all proud of you
UglySlenderman: thank you!
SubNaib: you're welcome!
UglySlenderman: Also, it's really hot in here. Did yall turn on the heater?
SubNaib: uh yeah, I think it was William and Ganji with their "workout experiments"
UglySlenderman: nah I'm gonna have to take my jacket off, it's an actual oven in here
SubNaib: NO DONT TAKE THE JACKET OFF, KEEP IT ON! YOU SO WANNA KEEP IT ON!
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IDV groupchat 2
FanfictionHELLO🐀 This is the continuation of my first book, IDV groupchat. If I were you I would read the previous book first OwO EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE ✨JOKE✨ The crack is exploding in here. They are all tiny rats who will steal your cheese when you'r...
