"Huntersss"
Polaroid: okay so hear me out
Polaroid: i have a question
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: go ahead, hun
Polaroid: imagine this, Antonio
Polaroid: we dated
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: i can imagine
Polaroid: what if
Polaroid: we dated
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: but what if?
Polaroid: ikr?
Polaroid: what if we dated
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: uhhh it would be terrible for the economy
Polaroid: how so
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: well, if we dated, we would have feelings for each other. Having feelings, means doing anything for each other. That includes buying things. Now, I would buy you a lot of things. Because again, the feelings. If I bought you a lot of stuff, it would be r.i.p. that wallet. If I don't have money, I will have to steal it. And because I would buy you things because I love you so much, the money would disappear from the banks. If there is no money, they will need to ask money from the world bank. And that would put our country in a lot of debt. Therefore, if we hypothetically dated, we would cause an astronomical, who knows worldwide, hole of debt.
Polaroid: in a summary, us dating would be terrible for the economy.
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: exactly
Polaroid: BUT
Polaroid: you missed something
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: enlighten me, darling
Polaroid: even if that worldwide hole debt happened, we wouldn't be suspects, because of the manor. Therefore, this would be our secret. Does this remind you of anything?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: no... it can't be...
Polaroid: yeah...
Polaroid: we would be partners in crime...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: and that would be... so swag...
Polaroid: we would be the swagest gays alive, Antonio...
Polaroid: no... we would be the swagest PEOPLE alive...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: we would be so swag...
Polaroid: you know what this means
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: yeah... our relationship must commence...
Polaroid: indeed... Antonio...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: Joseph...
Polaroid: we are so swag...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: so swag, Joseph... so swag...
Girl_In_Red: what the fuck is going on here
Polaroid: we are swag
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: but you wouldn't understand, Mary
Polaroid: because you're not swag...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: like we are
Girl_In_Red:
Girl_In_Red: how much did I drink last night...?
Snek: Ḭ̸̛̛͙̱̱̲͚̇͒̂̀̕'̴͔͉̠̀̂̈́̓̍͆m̸̢̖̰̺͈͂̍̾̚͜͝͝ ̷͕̤͍̻̳̌͛̑̔̅̓͜s̷̹͂̓̉͐̓o̷̧̠͒͘ ̷͇͍̓̂̑͌s̶͉̊̄͒͗̚͝c̵̢͎̗̞͙̦͒̆͑̿̀a̸̢̛̜̳̞̫͉̔̿̏̚͝ͅr̵̨̝͎͗̉̓̉ȩ̷̘̪̖̬͒ḑ̵̧̢͕͔̪̭̋́̍
Gaysha: agreed...
WangChu: wait, let me get this straight
WangChu: you're telling me that you're gonna date for swag's sake
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: yes, because we are swag
Polaroid: and we deteriorate the economy
Stitches: I mean, fair enough
Pervy: yeah I have nothing against it
UglySlenderman: wait, I have a question
Polaroid: what?
UglySlenderman: what if you're not swag enough? Is this like... exclusive?
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: indeed
Polaroid: yes, Jack. You are not swag, therefore, you must not date.
UglySlenderman: aw man...
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IDV groupchat 2
FanfictionHELLO🐀 This is the continuation of my first book, IDV groupchat. If I were you I would read the previous book first OwO EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE ✨JOKE✨ The crack is exploding in here. They are all tiny rats who will steal your cheese when you'r...
