These are purely Seroiida quotes, using an incorrect quotes generator (credits at the end)!
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• libraries •
Sero: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Iida: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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• Cats •
Iida: So you like cats?
Sero: Yeah.
Iida: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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• business •
Sero : I like your new pants!
Iida: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Sero: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Iida: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Sero: Thats's... not what I meant.
Iida: That's a terrible way to run a business, Sero.
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• Gays •
Iida: Do you want to know your gay name?
Sero: My... my gay name?
Iida: Yeah, it's your first name-
Sero: Haha. Very funny Iida-
Iida: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Sero: Oh- oh my god.
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• Drowsiness •
Sero: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Iida: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Sero: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Iida: Is it working?
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• innuendos •
Iida: Go fuck yourself.
Sero, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch
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• take it back •
*while cuddling*
Iida: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Sero: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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• ratios •
Sero: Relationships should be 50/50. Iida cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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• acting stupid •
Iida: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Sero: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Iida: But you're always acting stupid?
Sero: ...
Sero: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.
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(All credit for quotes goes to the perchance incorrect quote generator which uses the social medias: tumblr, bash.org, Twitter and the creator's real life influences)
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