Seroiida one shots/ shorts

Incorrect quotes!!

• Kind words•

*Everyone is giving advice to Denki*
Deku: It's okay to ask for help.
Sero: You're not a burden.
Bakugou: Murder is okay.
Kirishima: Your feelings matter.
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• Game night •

Deku: You're a lying piece of shit!
Bakugou: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Sero: I'm leaving and I'm taking Denki with me!
Kirishima, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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• Grudges •

Denki: You know what I learned from my friendship with Bakugou?
Kirishima: There's no such thing as too mean?
Deku: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Sero: Always hold a grudge?
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• Explanations •

Kirishima: You three, explain right now!
Bakugou: It was Denki.
Sero: It was Denki.
Deku: It was Denki.
Denki:
Denki: ...fuck.
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• Plans •

Bakugou: Time for plan G.
Denki: Don't you mean plan B?
Bakugou: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Kirishima: What about plan D?
Bakugou: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Deku: What about plan E?
Bakugou: I'm hoping not to use it. Sero dies in plan E.
Sero: I like plan E
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• Edibility •

Deku: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
Bakugou: You can eat a rock.
Kirishima: Air.
Sero: The fabric of time and space.
Denki: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Deku: You guys are not helpful.
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• Superlatives •

Sero: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Bakugou: 'Most likely to commit a felony'
Deku: 'Nicest Personality'
Denki: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Kirishima: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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• Detentions •

Kirishima: Deku's first detention, I'm so proud.
Sero: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Bakugou: Because they're an idiot.
Denki, terrified: They can do that??
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A/N: Solace here! Just wanted to give you guys some extra content to make up for not posting for so long! I know it isn't Seroiida, but I will do some incorrect quotes for them as well. Solace, out!

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